You gotta be uncomfortable, set goals and attack. You wanna be for real w/ it or put on an act?

This white lady on the flight was going to ask an unaccompanied minor to move his seat because she wanted her daughter next to her. She was being a pain in the ass and talking over us so we asked the flight attendant to move to the exit row.

I won’t be forgiving them regardless but I hear you

I’m buying my goddaughter’s outfit for Christmas. Apparently the shoes has to have a heel and it has to be open because she will not ruin her pedicure. She’s 5

Him:

Alright.

I’m on my way to the GYN and i forgot to shave my legs. She gonna judge me

Y’all bought all the Charlotte Tilbury setting spray 😒

I’m confused on why anyone would think otherwise?

I’m very confused that ESSENCE posted this

This is so strange lol

Chicago

Comparison is truly the thief of joy

Not too much on Encanto 😭

It’s because of that and because people hate Beyonce. They are always looking for another reason to hate her

Government snatched 40% of my bonus lmao

i hope everyone on my TL finds the love or comfort they desire in the new year. whether those relationships be platonic or otherwise, you deserve to know and feel that someone on this floating rock gives a damn about you. this doesn't apply to anything founded in 1911 tho. tysm.

Naming your baby “Lord” is um interesting

If you are going to wear the hot shorts with tights, we shouldn’t see the control top part of the pantyhose

😭😭😭😭

I’m so tired 😭

Ben and Jerry’s has a Non dairy strawberry cheesecake ice cream. It’s up

I made smothered turkey wings without following instructions and whew

Yea, I’m not of the mindset that someone will grow on me. I need upfront and instant attraction.

This season of Rhythm and Flow is mid asf

I was just in the DMV, i saw a few.

And your words.

I just took a $7 Uber. I haven’t seen a $7 Uber in years

Porsha! My God