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I play games so you don't have to. Stardew Valley speedrunning champion. Director of the Federal Bureau Of Control. Former ghost. 7th Chairman of the Tojo Clan. I’m @brockwager over on Twitter. Dealing with MG which is a really weird disease, I tells ya

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Starting a thread for fun or interesting games I want to share! First up is RACCOIN: Coin Pusher Roguelike. I have dozens of hours in the demo alone, and it come out this month! It’s my most anticipated game right now :)

store.steampowered.com/app/3784030/...

07.03.2026 17:39 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I would have been excited for this news 15 years ago. Now, eh. We’ll see.

06.03.2026 19:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 👍 6488 🔁 1469 💬 32 📌 13

This.


The image is of graves being dug for the girls killed when the U.S. bombed their school.

06.03.2026 19:03 👍 694 🔁 250 💬 7 📌 2

hilarious, heartbreaking, beautiful, and a ton of fun. go grab this game

06.03.2026 16:30 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Women's Day Sale event graphic - on Steam March 6-15th. Perfect Tides: Station to Station is 20% off, reduced from $19.99 to $15.99.

Women's Day Sale event graphic - on Steam March 6-15th. Perfect Tides: Station to Station is 20% off, reduced from $19.99 to $15.99.

Starting today, Perfect Tides: Station to Station is 20% off during the Women's Day Steam event.

This is the first time ever the game is on sale! A great chance to get your copy or grab one for a friend.

store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...

06.03.2026 16:03 👍 114 🔁 54 💬 1 📌 12

News I missed!

Recently, Korea banned ticket reselling.

If you try to resell a concert/play/game/event ticket for more than you paid, the fine is 50X what you tried to charge. Anyone can turn you in and collect 10%.

So long, scalpers.
(Apparently BTS tickets were up to 11k until this passed)

06.03.2026 17:30 👍 75 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 1

Thank god. I hated calling it “2024 edition” and 5.5 makes so much more sense.

05.03.2026 16:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham by @postmodernadv.bsky.social is a superb Lovecraftian point-and-click adventure from the creator of An English Haunting. It's spooky, fun, and packed with eldritch horrors.

buried-treasure.org/2026/03/the-...

Help keep Cthulhu from my door: www.patreon.com/c/buriedtrea...

05.03.2026 13:00 👍 30 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 👍 23611 🔁 9037 💬 68 📌 193

This is a profound continental divide. Canadians overwhelmingly view other Canadians, even those unlike them, as being good people. Americans, more than any other country, view their neighbours and fellow citizens as bad people. Anti-Americanism flourishes in the United States

05.03.2026 15:51 👍 428 🔁 227 💬 29 📌 15
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Save 50% on A Highland Song on Steam Moira McKinnon is running away. A wild adventure through the Scottish Highlands, with open platforming and dynamic storytelling, maps and music. From the creators of Heaven's Vault and 80 Days.

Psst btw everyone but A Highland Song is on sale right now with proceeds going to @gamesaid.bsky.social

Find out why this game hit number 28 in the Steam chart in Japan on launch. Seriously. We’d love to know

04.03.2026 18:11 👍 86 🔁 41 💬 0 📌 11
M is for maybe this starts with an m
N is for next letter, and that one's an n
E is for easy, like spelling this word
M is for magpie, the stealingest bird
O is for only three more letters to go
N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro
I is for imminent, this poem's end
C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend

M is for maybe this starts with an m N is for next letter, and that one's an n E is for easy, like spelling this word M is for magpie, the stealingest bird O is for only three more letters to go N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro I is for imminent, this poem's end C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend

If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:

04.03.2026 11:21 👍 742 🔁 211 💬 15 📌 8

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

03.03.2026 21:16 👍 3717 🔁 864 💬 20 📌 14

DO NOT FOLLOW GAIL

Lurk near her instead, hovering in the foliage

04.03.2026 15:46 👍 373 🔁 13 💬 20 📌 2

IMPORTANT BUTTHOLE NEWS:

04.03.2026 15:47 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it

anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

02.03.2026 01:47 👍 4170 🔁 925 💬 54 📌 114

Apparently I didn't hate AI nearly enough.

The theft machine is now that mass child murder machine.

01.03.2026 13:24 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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While we sit around to find out how bad exactly it all is, a bit of cheer: the best baguette of Paris competition was won by a Sri Lankan who appears to have started as a dish washer in restaurants and eventually trained as a Boulanger.

www.paris.fr/pages/la-mei...

28.02.2026 21:49 👍 6334 🔁 937 💬 79 📌 60
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Lloyd Axworthy: Canada once rejected America’s aggressive, unlawful foreign policy. Today Mark Carney embraced it By endorsing preventive strikes on Iran during ongoing diplomacy, and after Washington itself shredded the previous agreement, we are embracing the very doctrine we used to reject, writes Lloyd Axwort...

"We invoke international law and the 'rules based international order' when adversaries engage in unlawful actions, but abandon those same rules entirely when it’s the Americans doing the bombing."

#Opinion from former foreign minister Lloyd Axworthy

01.03.2026 14:09 👍 276 🔁 129 💬 24 📌 22

aka the BlueSky way

🙃

01.03.2026 16:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Important March Dates

1 Pig Day
1 Compliment Day
7 Cereal Day
8 International Women's Day
9 Panic Day
13 Fill Your Stapler Day
14 Crisps Day
14 Pi Day
16 Quilting Day
20 Happiness Day
20 Winter Ends
25 Waffle Day
30 Pencil Day
31 Back up your Computer Day
31 Crayon Day

01.03.2026 10:56 👍 69 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 9
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me every single day

03.01.2026 17:29 👍 6353 🔁 1756 💬 64 📌 49
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a close up of a woman 's face with a very dark background ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a very dark background

Needed something cheery to watch this afternoon and decided to watch Lady Snowblood for the first time.

Can definitely see where Kill Bill got all of its inspiration from.

28.02.2026 23:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wasn’t diagnosed with my rare disease until later in life but boy howdy, have the last few years been a wild ride.

Still doing my best to keep on going and living the best life I can. Having great people in your corner really helps too!

28.02.2026 23:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah. I do wish you could dynamically zoom in on the environments rather than having to go into a menu to choose near or far for the camera. But man, it looks so good.

28.02.2026 23:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GOOD NEWS! A UNIVERSAL sarbecovirus vaccine candidate has OFFICIALLY started clinical trials. GBP511 is the FIRST vaccine to reach human testing that is intended to protect against MULTIPLE strains of SARS-CoV-2 as well as other related coronaviruses with the potential to spark dangerous outbreaks.

26.02.2026 17:00 👍 3521 🔁 1090 💬 27 📌 30

We condemn Mark Carney's unequivocal support for illegal US-Israeli strikes on Iran, sabotaging negotiations in favour of regime change. A "pre-emptive" strike without an imminent threat is an act of aggression, a violation of the UN Charter, and a major threat to security.

28.02.2026 14:23 👍 229 🔁 100 💬 0 📌 2
Statement from Rep. Ilhan Omar on Trump’s Illegal War on Iran

“President Trump is unilaterally dragging this nation into an illegal and unjustified war with Iran without congressional authorization, without a clear objective, and without any imminent threat to the United States. This is a reckless abuse of power that puts both innocent civilians and American lives on the line for a conflict the American people do not want. 

“As someone who has survived the horrors of war, I know that bombs do not build peace or create stability. Military strikes will not make us safer; they will inflame tensions and push the region further into chaos. When we abandon diplomacy, we choose destruction.

Statement from Rep. Ilhan Omar on Trump’s Illegal War on Iran “President Trump is unilaterally dragging this nation into an illegal and unjustified war with Iran without congressional authorization, without a clear objective, and without any imminent threat to the United States. This is a reckless abuse of power that puts both innocent civilians and American lives on the line for a conflict the American people do not want. “As someone who has survived the horrors of war, I know that bombs do not build peace or create stability. Military strikes will not make us safer; they will inflame tensions and push the region further into chaos. When we abandon diplomacy, we choose destruction.

“We know who will bear the cost of this decision: innocent civilians caught in the crossfire and our young service members sent into harm’s way. This is the devastating human toll of another regime-change war. Already, children and families are paying with their lives. There is no moral or strategic justification for this bloodshed.

“The American people are exhausted by endless wars built on false promises and paid for with American and foreign lives. Congress must reassert its constitutional authority. We must vote immediately on the War Powers resolution authored by Reps. Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie. This unlawful operation must end immediately."

“We know who will bear the cost of this decision: innocent civilians caught in the crossfire and our young service members sent into harm’s way. This is the devastating human toll of another regime-change war. Already, children and families are paying with their lives. There is no moral or strategic justification for this bloodshed. “The American people are exhausted by endless wars built on false promises and paid for with American and foreign lives. Congress must reassert its constitutional authority. We must vote immediately on the War Powers resolution authored by Reps. Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie. This unlawful operation must end immediately."

28.02.2026 15:13 👍 1263 🔁 398 💬 28 📌 14

Here’s a little timeline palate cleanser for you.

28.02.2026 15:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0