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Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of THE COMPLETE KENNECTIONS (http://bit.ly/4qUcbhK) and a bunch of other stuff.

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also pretty sure that Platner is taking plenty of out-of-state money for this race that his supporters want non-Mainers to stay out of.

06.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 240 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6
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it’s not really a secret, they put it on tv

06.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My Washington State tax is going to go up and that's a good thing. We had the most regressive tax structure in the country for DECADES.

06.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1679 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 9
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Pictured is "After hours Geordi La Forge." He's wearing a velvety cushy soft looking future space guy sweater and he's ready to chillax to the max. Also and always wearing his banana clip looking eye visor. Closed caption reads, "Maybe a little soft jazz."

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Pictured is "After hours Geordi La Forge." He's wearing a velvety cushy soft looking future space guy sweater and he's ready to chillax to the max. Also and always wearing his banana clip looking eye visor. Closed caption reads, "Maybe a little soft jazz."

06.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1321 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 26

Great joke.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Confession: I'm writing up a to-do list for myself and I sneakily added a few things that I already got done today, then neatly crossed them out. πŸ‘

06.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 2437 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 137 πŸ“Œ 31

Google (Ron) Glass

05.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I volunteer the A.I. Angela Lansbury personal companion I’ve been working on for years.

05.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 29549 πŸ” 4006 πŸ’¬ 367 πŸ“Œ 161
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

05.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 5088 πŸ” 907 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 21

Both salesmen. Pet food and machine parts, respectively.

05.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 424 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 2

Amble?!? That’s the (other) standin’ side!

04.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Life moves so fast. Take a breath and slow things down, like a group of people walking five abreast at the airport.

04.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 2827 πŸ” 169 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 20

DRINK MORE OVALTINE

04.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesse Singal: β€œI don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

04.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 8521 πŸ” 1545 πŸ’¬ 148 πŸ“Œ 52

If Silicon Valley psychos have taught us anything it’s that you can embrace Reddit atheist thought and be much more of a piece of shit than a Lutheran grandma

04.03.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 779 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 5

pine is a softwood, but β€œpine hardwood” is a term of art in woodworking for certain species. in flooring, for example.

04.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

good catch, I was thinking of a euphonium

04.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

☹️

03.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Excited to announce that I’m now The Letter O in The New Yorker. I’ve done it already on Jeopardy! but that was a much easier gig (silent O)

03.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1469 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 48 πŸ“Œ 3

new Kinsey scale just dropped

01.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 212 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

trying to manifest books 2 and 5 for you but you might have to go to, say, Glendale

01.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
WHITE SWEET POTATOES ARE BACK! signboard

WHITE SWEET POTATOES ARE BACK! signboard

thank you Mr President sir

01.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1982 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 6

luckily they also have The Chair Company

27.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
My inflight entertainment has some Jeopardy!s

My inflight entertainment has some Jeopardy!s

Amy Schneider AND Andrew He? In this economy??!?

27.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 391 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 2

vivid high school sense memory from seeing that cover painting again

27.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

matinee

27.02.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

mmmmmmaybe

27.02.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Mods are asleep, post rare Mels

27.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 508 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 6