Fargo is 30.
Beggars belief that people think of the Coens as misanthropic & cold when they end a film as touchingly as this.
(But yes, they do think the world is full of very dumb, venal & greedy people but *gestures everywhere* they have a point)
‘Two more months’
youtu.be/lj1CqBBMT54?...
When Frankie said, "Relax! Don't do it..." he was talking about folding laundry.
New Bluesky features patch notes:
- 2 factor authentication is now live
- ui tweaks for performance improvement
- fixed stuck profiles
- god our users are dorks
- just the biggest dorks
- just conspiracy-brained gooner dorks
- I hate them so much
- I wish they'd all die
- fuck users
- new app icon
Thanks I’m working on it
Thanks for the tip 👍
hmu if you need someone to run over the trash cans at the end of your driveway
a horse lying on a couch inside a home next to an end table. an elderly woman reading a magazine or newspaper is seated in a recliner next to the couch. there is a shelving unit in the background. note: this photo has existed since 2013 at the latest
life can be so beautiful
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
When my husband tells me he’s not stopping, we have coffee at home
Not in my county
Otherworldly landscape of White Pocket, Arizona #ColorADay #OrangeSun #Photography #Rocks #Arizona #Landscape 📷
Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
Heck yeah!
I was cut from a different, less absorbent, cloth.
Arnold Schwarzenegger shirtless looking at an ipad
me looking through my replies
"You got this!" I say encouragingly as I place a mysterious object in your hand and walk away.
Can't even nap anymore because of woke
How many more you got?
i ate a whole entire pizza and died
I’m skeetin for a beatin
sandwiches packaged some say "club"and some say "clud"
what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich
Saw a small man scurry under a dusty pile of books in the corner. None of my business
Without You
Harry Nilsson
how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas
FYI, If your child falls into an enclosure we get to keep it.
Probably
I know, right
email from: Mom Subject: Fw: The Truth about Santa “Thought you would like to read this.”
my whole life has been a lie
Me and the teenagers who kick my ass in the parking lot after work have decided to part ways
😆😆😆🤣
