Zammit

Does anyone know which side Italy is on atm?

Currently my biggest fear is when I wear a baseball cap indoors to stop my incredibly luscious hair from getting in my eyes, people will think I’m bald

Sometimes when I’m feeding my boy he looks like Jon Lovitz, other times he looks like Tom Arnold and often he just looks like a chimp. I guess what I’m trying to say is I have a very handsome baby

What keeps me up at night is knowing I’m never going to be able to know what dodo tastes like.

No one is talking about how fucking hot Lee Pace is in season 2 of The Foundation but I suspect no one is really talking about The Foundation

Topless big idiot with a headache is being used as a seat by a ginger lady who cares little for his emotional and physical well-being

Ginger puss warming up bare feet

Me at my finest enjoying a nice beverage, seductively

Finally, a safe space to post all my thirst traps