tori!

it’s time to ✨mildly panic✨ about what is likely an extremely minor health issue! yayyyyy

NOAA weather radio

3 am hailer!!! i rebuke anything larger than pennies!!!

girl this hail core better skeddadle on out over the lake and not affect my car in the slightest

do not claim!!!!!!

is this allowed????????? hello????

do not bring any major hailers near me because I park outside but I would love some hot CGs!

yayyyyyyy ❤️

hahahaha holy shit we signed a real kick returner god is REAL

goodbye rome 😭 and your big ass helmet 😭

new-to-me eagles music holy shit stream their live cover of chuck berry’s “carol”!!!!!!!!

i have always considered my work laptop somewhat of a figment of make believe. playskool-ass computer. it could explode and they’d just give me a new one

BREAKING: ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports that it is your bedtime, per sources.

Compensation:
- I will tuck you in
- Yes I’ll read you your favorite story one more time
- Okay fine I’ll get you a glass of water
- Five minutes until lights out

the thing i hate most about spring in wisconsin is that it’s just so fucking inconsistent. we break a record high today and it’s 70 and my windows are open, but in two days it’s gonna be 38 and rainy. y’all can’t just tease me like that. FUCK

goodbye king 😭 i hope you ball tf out in miami

i can’t believe how hard we keep fleecing that old man

lolcowboys

i'm finally going back to the office tomorrow after like 2 months of not being in due to busy work periods, PTO, sickness, etc and i'm soooooo grumpy about it. i'm trying to focus on the breakfast sandwiches and kickass cafeteria lunches i will finally get to have again, but still UGHHHHH

everyone in mke likes to meme about the harleys being annoying and yes sometimes they are but i honestly loooooooooove that mf sound. it is ingrained in me from having a heritage softail idling outside my bedroom window in the early hours of the morning for all those years

windows open, harleys potato-ing. it's summer!!!!!!!!

international women’s day! all men owe me $5. yes, even the ones i like

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

can southeastern wisconsin be in the warm sector on tuesday. can we PLEASE be in the warm sector. PLEASE atmosphere nudge that boundary like two counties to the north man i’m fixing for some rumblies

stocked up on girl scout cookies today and those things are $6 a box now. i mean i'm going to keep buying them no matter what they cost, but BACK IN MY DAY i was shilling them bitches for $3 a pop. unbelievable

wrestling isn't my thing but jesus christ let people enjoy things. this world is already fucked up enough, like back in 1998 when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table

by god! it's the concept of suspending your disbelief... WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!

right?! and i know every city says their drivers are the worst, but seriously it’s SO bad in milwaukee. i have seen some absolutely heinous maneuvers on these streets

now i will say that in my subdivision i won’t use my blinker if there’s no other cars around. but thats the only traffic law i tend to eschew at home. at least i STOP AT THE FUCKING STOP SIGNS

the number of people i see going through the stop sign near my parents house without even TAPPING the brake is ASTRONOMICAL. it’s a suburban neighborhood with kids and pets and pedestrians everywhere these people have got to get a grip

the last time i went tubing was probably age 10? 11? and i got thrown off that tube so hard i had a neck ache for DAYS afterward. as a young, limber child! i fear these days i would explode into a million pieces for the crappies to snack on upon making contact with the water