Imagine tailgating me just to get to ShopNSave
26.02.2026 16:26
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Imagine tailgating me just to get to ShopNSave
What’s up? Nothing just reckoning with the fact that my entire childhood was manufactured to cater to pedophiles’ whims and wishes. Oh you mean which button calls the elevator? Yeah that one
Megyn Kelly’s response to Billie Eilish’s anti-ICE speech at the Grammys was to tell her to shut up and “sing for me, bitch.”
MAGA can only see artists and art and something to be subjugated and controlled.
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God I had so many good tweets
I need reverse shazam so my phone can listen to a song and tell me where I know it from
God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen
If you can play a chord on a piano you can wrap a gift
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
TECH EXEC IN 2005: We believe the world is a better place when people are able to communicate online
THAT SAME TECH EXEC IN 2025: The greatest existential threat to humanity is the ability for women to talk back to me
Phillies lose Game 4 of NLDS on walk-off error
From @witteethan.bsky.social
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Follow + HE bob_harris_uk 2d So, as a bloke, could a lady please explain the difference between a Left and Right Tampon? picture: two tampax tampons, one labeled with an 'L' and one with an 'R'
The L tampon supports your right to choose and comes with free healthcare while the R packet is actually empty because only whores use tampons to stem the bloody tears of a disappointed uterus, Bob. traciesearing: It's not left and right, champ. It's light and regular. But thanks for confirming why men shouldn't be in charge of reproductive health policy. thediaryofrihanna: Why are ppl roasting him? It's an honest question. You wear the L if your favorite Taylor Swift album is Lover and the R if its Reputation. ladypartsdoc: As an Ob/Gyn, I feel compelled to answer. It's basically a choose your own adventure situation, and choosing L or R depends on the type of period you want to have. L is for 'Lovely', you wake up feeling awesome, get lots of compliments, and everything goes your way. R is for 'Raging', you feel awful, and
I know it's different over there in the UK with your parliamentary system, but here in the USA, L is for Democrats and R is for psychopaths. scrappy: Totally tracks that a man could go his whole life and not realize we have two separate vaginas to attend to. brittle_14: pictured - a women's health summit from Trump's first term with the words "not a single woman was invited to the white house meeting on women's health
L = light flow which means you have 20 minutes or a hard sneeze before you completely underestimated what is actually going to happen and an underwear change is coming. R = Regular flow which means you have an hour, or a hard sneeze, before it's a bloodbath. There is also S for Super which simply means stay home cause you're just asking for trouble otherwise. voxoutthebox: One tampon always tells the truth. One tampon always lies. yvonnelorkinsta: Lefty loosey righty tighty alliewarshaw: As a vagina owner I appreciate you asking instead of trying to tell me why they're left and right.
social media gold
I am tired of the circumstances of my life being determined by men on the brink of non-existence who think they’ll never die if they have enough power.
“We regret to inform you—Castellanos with a long drive, deep center field—Donald John Trump has passed away. 45th and 47th president of the United States. Home run for Castellanos, Phillies are up 4 to 3.”
“It’s weird, though, right Tom?”
“Sure is.”
there's actually a little known law that says if kyle schwarber hits four homers in one game they have to fund septa
sorry for being a huge bitch it's just something I love doing
I cannot spiritually afford to live where artists cannot
I find the dildo thing pretty appalling so I wrote a bit about why
Generative AI runs on gambling addiction — just one more prompt, bro! pivot-to-ai.com/2025/06/05/g...
"Rather than taking an 'abstinence-only' approach to AI, I decided to put the central, existential question to them directly: was it still necessary or valuable to learn to write? The choice would be theirs." —Piers Gelly for @literaryhub.bsky.social
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
Being conscious and aware can at best be described as unsettling
"I'm still punk,"I whisper as I debate to keep the box, or recycle it. It's a really good box.
We’re gonna need a whole new everything after this is over.
There are only three political positions in America today
1) I like the fascism
2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)
3) I oppose the fascism
The rest is details
Die más. Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix.
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This is probably the best angle I’ve seen that shows how the double slide situation unfolded
It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong
