y'all ever come to grips and/or terms? bro it's wild
11.03.2026 05:19
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y'all ever come to grips and/or terms? bro it's wild
Steffi and Andre are closer to 60 than 50
what even is time
it's kind of a throwback to a different era, a la Capriati going from unranked to Top 10 in six months.
ok so, my one note to springtime is you can't have me considering putting on the air conditioning when i'm five days removed from 29 degrees, in BOTH directions
oh no it was 2 years ago. ok phew
were the bees only last year???? this has been the longest 52 weeks
i've seen racquets thrown and/or destroyed in all 4 matches i've watched today....spring fever
it should come as no surprise to anyone that i should have done this, oh, 8 years ago
8 Slams combined. all on hard court!
unbelievably, this will be Osaka and Sabalenka's first meeting since their "we all think this probably looks like the future of tennis" (and we were right) face-off at 2018 US Open
it was correct
idk, i'm allowing myself a 2nd Big Cookie today, just because
H2H: Coco won their one previous meeting quite handily at Dubai in February, 6-0, 6-2
Indian Wells 3R: Gauff vs. Eala on Sunday. should be a fun time in the stands for sure
bought a laptray because my eyes hurt and my back hurts. paid extra for expedited shipping. grandpa has entered the chat
me thinking there's a hot mic on this coverage when i just had another tab open playing audio. transition to boomer nearly complete
Padma Lakshmi just cooked this guy.
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if we're just ignoring the vernal equinox, it's official, all bets are off, forever
honestly and truly with my entire chest WHAT THE FUCK
i'm sorry, this is just like 5 (not 4) oceans and 8 (not 9) planets
Anyway it’s all just rearranging deck chairs on this Titanic of a planet
It’s giving Demi last year. Where is your evidence. No the golden globes are not evidence
okay I’m still not sure why everyone was so convinced Timmy was running away with it this year, but NOW everyone has to be on the same page that Best Actor is crazy wide open at the Oscars
when Sean Penn wins his 3rd Oscar in a seemingly unpredictable category as Kyle Buchanan declared months ago, I guess we have to make him President (Kyle, not Sean)
🎵 pink noise bluesky that's the way i like to sigh 🎵
nothing better than pink noise and work on a Saturday night
i really really really REALLY need it to be springtime
cause of death: Microsoft Word
