Kirbynoodle ✨Pokémon Day ✨

AI should not speak unless spoken to.

I be like “damn how come I don’t play new games like I used to when I was a kid?” Then I remembered that new games don’t come out as often as they did when I was a kid.

I see why today’s kids love Roblox, there is always something new and it’s mostly free.

RuneScape has always been a top-tier cozy game for me but with tea and a special gamer snack? Immaculate way to spend a Friday night.

I’m hoping for better cities and well-crafted environments and dungeons. I want to explore a place teeming with life and mystery. I want towns with buildings I can enter. I want a map so good that it’s considered fantastic by video game standards, not just Pokémon standards.

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

Pokemon anime screenshot of Miltank in a pasture

Cows are the Silent Jury in the Trial of Mankind

gundamtwt classic

I haven’t played Pokopia yet but is it too far-fetched to speculate that it’s actually a prequel to Pokémon Mystery Dungeon

I wish I could explain to my family that while from their POV I have “made it” I see myself as a “temporarily elevated member of the underclass” and see future me making 40k/yr more than I do 200k/yr.

It’s like 25% imposter syndrome 25% being realistic 50% knowing fortune will not favor me forever

It's called x86 because in the time it took you to install Linux on arm I fucked your mom 86 times

Like every line delivered is this 🤏 close to being good.

Idgaf if it’s a little awkward the English dub of Gundam wing is genre-defining.

Pokémon (Tá dando) Ondas
#PokemonWindsWaves

as long as the designs are cool idc

“Never argue about software development and engineering costs with a YouTuber.”

- 孔子

This trip will save their marriage

If you couldn’t quite vibe with Stadium on NSO try XD! You get to capture and train your own Pokémon and connecting to main series games isn’t as necessary to get the full experience.

CHAR AZNYABLE: I've never been fed by anyone in my entire life.

DJ ROTOM MY LOVE

It’s so weird to me that Trump’s pentagon has all these other AI companies throwing itself at it but they’re threatening Anthropic. Either Anthropic’s models really are that much better or they don’t want an AI that could say no to them.

Like the cruelty in American media often has a super obvious agenda behind it, so the casual cruelty I see in media from the UK is super weird to me.

It feels weird asking this as an American but genuinely why is the British media like that…? Like even in our political climate here any broadcasting station that pulled something like this would be catching heat and we’d see some resignations.

Not to sound like your homeroom teacher but having principles is important because you’re just not gonna have empathy for everyone and using emotion as a guide to what’s right is gonna get you duped.

Mobile Suit Chedda Gundam's Quattro Blendcheesa's Hyaku Squeaky

I need you all to know that the Pokémon Card vending machines you see at Kroger stores have stock on a random timer to prevent people from buying all the stock. Check the vending machine before you start shopping and again after checkout!

I don’t even really follow FGC but anytime saudi money invests in something that really, on paper, is not a good investment I can’t help but wonder…what are they trying to turn FGC into…?

Kinda sucks that the closest most of us will ever be to a mecha fight is getting into a car accident

I think owning vhs tapes, dvds, and blu-rays is a much bigger flex than owning dozens of volumes of a shonen manga that’s been in print for 30 years.

garma remembers The Academy...

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