mom knows a sly when she sees one
12.10.2025 20:30
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mom knows a sly when she sees one
Welp. At least I live in California
Thank you!
shit ainβt over til itβs over
this was me in 2020β¦ microdosing is what you want 10/10 highly rec
He is TALKING
Apple TV could honestly double their price at this point
Shrinking using Fred Again.. to connect a father daughter moment⦠I was not prepared
Time is a river that shapes me. Love is a river that shapes me.
I love our life and our little family so much. I feel so so incredibly lucky
Dev and kink culture
Also youβre hilarious so p much anything
Quick before Rahul makes me delete this
remember that ollafur thing with the sun in there. man that was good
Fact: Moms yelling out "careful!" have saved 3.6 million lives so far this year.
modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
itβs actually really cute the way Indiana people say βSan Franβ
the sunrise over a mountain outside king city, california. composite of 3 different shots, so slight misalignment due to being handheld. taken about an hour ago
It's a good as hell day to fight back the urge to be controlled by the despair.
might fuck around and make this into an illuminated manuscript parakeet.substack.com/p/skittle-fa...
not me flying directly into a hurricane
BICEP TONIGHT AHHHH β€οΈπ§‘π
youre telling me menβs testosterone peaks in the morning? β¦so the early bird gets the sperm?
theres so much toxic positivity around pregnancy and starting a family like please be for real about how much it also sucks in a lot of ways
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my east coast ass does not fw these midwest thunderstorms
iβm at my friends house in indianapolis rn like um why is the house shaking
its too happy go lucky here we need to bring the vibe down several notches
The Coronation is the best thing Iβve read about society since Sex at Dawn
is Charles on here yet?!
cant wait for this to be me
i got no one?! βΉοΈ
