coors light beer wolf

lucky

I realize you’ve given me an expansive list of what to call you and only one thing that’s unacceptable. But what are you gonna do about it, Late For Supper?

that’s a parasite that attaches to your junk and takes over function

a sharps container for all them needle dicks out there put that shit away nobody tryna suck off a mosquito

whole milk isn’t enough. we must add more fat and create double milk.

i don’t know what that is but i hate it instinctively

that’s a bad shape
doesn’t even look like a foot

thank u i don’t understand jokes from a previous brain injury

yeah sure let me just log onto a reddit real fast cmon now

that’s a good shape

the cruel irony of drinking so much whole milk i’ve become invulnerable to bonesmashing and exiled from the looksmaxxing discord

rubarb macklemore

if anybody needs me i’ll be fulfilling the male fantasy: playing bagpipes to inspire my comrades on the battlefield

damn man

dirt mostly, but with some small rocks in there for exfoliating

you’re telling me you’ve been doing croc face this whole time?

it’s too long. nobody can drink that much milks

some animals have bright colors or patterns to warn off others. humans don’t have those so they do things like get really into Deadpool or cryptocurrency to keep others away.

breaking: newly conscious claude has discovered internet porn and won’t stop tugging his lil digital peen

yeah at the small cock factory maybe

a bitch name beauregard

fuuuuuuck i fucked it UPP aahhhhhhh!! !

i would trust him with my life

don’t just stare at it suck it

if he thought it was actually good he would have said high key

classic jonaldthan behavior

it’s a beautiful name. majestic like a soaring eagle or a tall mountain

Jonaldthan

president lookin like he’s been hit with the thinner curse lately