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Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell

@gazzalw63

Historian, Mitcham's greatest Satirist, West Northumbrian, Centre left, Woke, Pro-EU, Nazi Hater. NUFC fan since 1969. Wargamer, YouTube creator, Tolkien fan, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, comedian and father of 2. Bit silly but don't care. Gemini.

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Wasn’t he on Love Island Series 2?

09.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheaper to pay a Trafficker surely?

Asking for a Ms Oakeshott.

09.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And why any band of people carrying them are automatically far right. No one else would display a flag outside of a Sports Tournament.

09.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who could he mean? What absolute immoral traitors would be asking for British casualties again?

09.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t see it happening in London.

09.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

From Jitterbugs to Doodlebugs thank god it wasn’t Khan’s war torn London.

09.03.2026 12:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Barry Wom.

09.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We know. Truss sold our gas storage.

08.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find that very unlikely.

08.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Worth 1.5bn.

07.03.2026 23:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, just 2 more games.

07.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who are Iran’s new allies?

07.03.2026 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It never was.

07.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely
In fact a lot of my friends are

Are you in EU or USA

Or elsewhere

07.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

She’s too cruel for Iran.

07.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s demented. No other explanation.

06.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That nearly 800 vote Reform is shocking when you look at the other parties numbers.

06.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Typical woke plant audience says Farage tomorrow.

06.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You always say nice things at a leaving do even when the leaver is a Cunt.

2-1 by the way.

05.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know who you mean.

05.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds a bit scaremongery and without context.

05.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 161 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Oui, D’accord Ma Cherie Amour.

Je’taine.

Bisoux bisoux.

05.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

6m is their endgame though.

05.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do bears shit in the woods? Still not happy with her rhetoric though.

05.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I always found they Crustaceaned our expectations.

05.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cannon fodder required, please apply within.

Again.

05.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Jimmy Lawrence, over 43. Club legend, obviously.

05.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ronnie β€˜The Swallow’ Simpson?

05.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great Album.

05.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0