KRL from the bus

being a mets fan is like watching anime because i’ll watch all 162 episodes, hate every minute of it and still insist that it’s my favorite show

プリンセスナイン如月女子高野球部 オープニング プリンセスナイン YouTube video by 江戶川柯南

20 days until opening day

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Dan Da Dan (the band not the anime)

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Steely set to Dans

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Black Cow YouTube video by Steely Dan - Topic

Dan mode on

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me: i am feeling less depressed

also me: last night i had a dream a Sperm Whale killed my family

love gay Fritzi era

Hi NYC, hole in the wall independent pharmacies are great, I’ve been with mine for 6 years, the shelves aren’t locked up and they remember my name

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

can i get a 🪑🪑🪑 in the chat for all my seating heads???

it’s chair szn girls

my liege

ready for spring

trying to navigate 3 birthdays in 3 diffrent boroughs in one weekend has me feeling like i’m in an incredibly benign Safdie brother’s movie

i’ve been processing something personal that has really set me back mentally and it has culminated in me being triggered by an episode of Love is Blind which means i am going to have to talk about Love is Blind to a professional therapist and i think i would rather have an ice pick lobotomy thanks.

We love to see it

julie klausner in character asking “What do you think John Landis’ worst contribution to society is, his alleged manslaughter or his son, Max?”

bring back DIFFICULT PEOPLE

All i’m saying is in RE2 Leon wasn’t walking around saying shit like “play with fire you’re gonna get burned” or whatever the fuck and in this current game all grace says is “ughjjjjjj WHAT THE FUCUUUUCK” which is what i say, because i too have never killed a zombie

i’ve been enjoying that the world that Resident Evil built implies that the more time spent killing zombies directly correlates to your ability to say cool guy one liners

It’s so insulting and shameful that these people have power over anyone. They are lower than even the worst people I have ever met

anyway annual plea for someone to make this for me

this bitch ass poser continues to be a bitch ass poser

Killing schoolgirls in Operation Le Epic Bacon so people forget about the dead economy and the president's pedophile best friend for ten minutes.

no so all the Leon stuff is good but i’m like “THE GAME SAID GRACE IS INTENDED AS FIRST PERSON” so i’ve been playing like an hour at a time and then leaving the room to go close my eyes lmao

anyway having a panic attack while i’m just trying to get my bangs trimmed. i guess i should not plan to ever wake up to something normal until im dead.

getting old is crazy, what do you mean i keep getting motion sick playing the new resident evil?!

i can’t…

nooooooooooooo

god i HATE Jared Leto too! Like
everyone knows what a creep he is!!!

not that i give a flying fuck
about GI joe but this article states they also hired Danny McBride to write a script and they plan to blend the two scripts. this slop world has fried every level of the creative process to make literal garbage. CEOs are literally taking a dump directly into your eyes.