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Operation Prosperity Jardiance

Another beautiful day to uncritically support the Islamic Republic of Iran

Children should aspire to become geologists

When I get pissed at work just think about Ser Dunk and Egg and chill out

asking my Cornell grad family connected 26 year old associate his thoughts on Clavicular

The crew and I intend to winter over on the Hudson…

I find it interesting the Ring Search Party ad came out in the middle of a very high profile missing persons case

Check out the icicle my HVAC exhaust made

What a set of peepers on that curler

They need to make the Epstein files in big text I have been straining my eyes

Don’t forget to update the Jira + u are something special :)

Dude you looked stunning in our 1 on 1 today.

Threatens you with the FDR blade

Really great time to buy the Spurs imo

Working in a northeast Catholic dominated company means on a weekly basis I have to defend some insane decision I’ve made to an executive that looks and sounds exactly like my dead dad

My dogs demand to eat the chunks

I think he’s basically over it at this point

Pile check

Brilliantly starting my multi front counter revolution during the coldest month of the year

Mulling over several scenarios

Anyone else getting the urge lately

An ozempicified Shane Gillis as the leading man in the adaptation of the Delta Force raid to get Maduro

Solution: moratorium on visitors from Iowa

Are you seriously interfering with federal law enforcement right now dude

Eagles would have won if they had a more supportive fan base

It is troubling that the government instigated an insurgency in Minneapolis in order to run a domestic counter insurgency

Once they get a taste for it they won’t let you not…

Getting a sinister vibe from this Trump guy