Caught me absolutely fucked up π
@wesmanderson
Silly goose. Gay pirate. Degen (not from up country). That purple haired non-binary queer from the Bay they warned you about. Kevin the peacock paparazzi. Assigned devious critter at birth. they/them. 30s.
Caught me absolutely fucked up π
Oh goddamnit lmfao. Throwing it on the pile. Ugh the fic is really getting good π
This WIP has me by the short & curlies ngl
This isnβt even the first time I cried at this one
Link for any interested parties. You think I wouldnβt provide the link? I would not leave you like this
An AU where Shane is playing for Boston with Ilya and so they fool around even more frequently in the closet but Ilya meets Shaneβs parents much earlier on and he goes to their cottage in the summer but he and Shane are both VERY in the closet and somehow the Hollanders love Ilya anywayβ
[slaps the side of Ilya Rozanov] this bad boy can fit so much familial trauma in him
Me, earlier today, on the phone with @whatevrnevermind.bsky.social : have you ever seen me cry? I never cry
Her: Iβve seen you cry a couple times, shut up
Me, 20 minutes ago, the second she calls back: [crying over fanfic] I canβt believe youβve caught me RIGHT NOW
Trawmuh
Tumblr post by sunnyyfur βHe would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampiresβ Picture of Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc sitting in a chair looking cunty and like heβs gonna tell you something about yourself that you donβt even know yet. Reply from alsoknownasallison βnow i'm nawht puhticularly familiuh with how well the vampiuh mind functions aftuh a hundred yeeuhs of repeated trawmuh, but i- i do buhlieve, louis, you have recawlled multipuhl moments wheuh you tawlk to the apparishun of yuh ex-husbund whom you murduhed in cold blood....lawgically I can only be led to one conclusion.... louis, you have schizophreniuh β
Sorry Iβm going to be laughing about this for the next 7-10 business days
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that βitβs called Broad daylight because women light up the worldβ
international womenβs day
This is absolutely stationary boys vibes π₯Ή
ok iβm petting him
Godspeed π«‘ you got this.
PERFECTION! Doesnβt have to be exactly the same but the tea part of it is absolutely necessary
πππ Rin nooooo
I stg one day Iβm packing my set and too many kinds of tea and visiting you on the other coast. I need it.
HELL YEAH FRIEND ππ«βοΈ
10000000/10 would absolutely recommend. Teaβs gotta be real strong and make you feel all buzzy inside.
When Iβm not still probably contagious I think I should try to get friends to come over to drink like.. truly insane amounts of tea with me. You gotta be drinking like 10-20 tiny cups of tea with me if you wanna be a real one. Small but POTENT.
Definitely better today π«π
Drinking tea and reading fic and listening to lowkey instrumental jazz like this is mind and body healing right here
I wish I had made myself sit and drink copious amounts of tea while I was wallowing in illness and ennui the last few days but I am doing it today. And I feel like a person again. π
Columbus WAS wrong and heβs driving straight off the edge
Some things in this universe are just correct and this is one of them
IVE GOT A BIG FAT FUCKIN BONE TO PICK
WITH YOU MY DARLING
IN CASE YOU HAVENT HEARD IM SICKβ
I mean it started with work & depression issues and then I got sick on top of it π₯² I miss my pirates and I got some bad eccc fomo this weekend too. Iβll be properly back once my brain and body stop being dicks lol ππ«
Been sick in bed since Tuesday night I really hoped Iβd feel better by the weekend but noooope
Banging my head against a wall because my research into understanding sunk-cost fallacy has been totally fruitless, but given the ridiculous amount of time Iβve put into it I feel like I canβt stop now
that's it that's the show
#OurFlagMeansDeath
People died (itβs me, I was there and Iβm people)