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@wesmanderson

Silly goose. Gay pirate. Degen (not from up country). That purple haired non-binary queer from the Bay they warned you about. Kevin the peacock paparazzi. Assigned devious critter at birth. they/them. 30s.

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Caught me absolutely fucked up πŸ’€

09.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh goddamnit lmfao. Throwing it on the pile. Ugh the fic is really getting good πŸ™ˆ

09.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This WIP has me by the short & curlies ngl

This isn’t even the first time I cried at this one

09.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Link for any interested parties. You think I wouldn’t provide the link? I would not leave you like this

09.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with a mustache is laughing with his mouth open and his eyes closed . Alt: Pedro Pascal crying gif

An AU where Shane is playing for Boston with Ilya and so they fool around even more frequently in the closet but Ilya meets Shane’s parents much earlier on and he goes to their cottage in the summer but he and Shane are both VERY in the closet and somehow the Hollanders love Ilya anywayβ€”

09.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[slaps the side of Ilya Rozanov] this bad boy can fit so much familial trauma in him

09.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Me, earlier today, on the phone with @whatevrnevermind.bsky.social : have you ever seen me cry? I never cry
Her: I’ve seen you cry a couple times, shut up
Me, 20 minutes ago, the second she calls back: [crying over fanfic] I can’t believe you’ve caught me RIGHT NOW

09.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Trawmuh

08.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tumblr post by sunnyyfur
β€œHe would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires”
Picture of Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc sitting in a chair looking cunty and like he’s gonna tell you something about yourself that you don’t even know yet.
Reply from alsoknownasallison β€œnow i'm nawht puhticularly familiuh with how well the vampiuh mind functions aftuh a hundred yeeuhs of repeated trawmuh, but i- i do buhlieve, louis, you have recawlled multipuhl moments wheuh you tawlk to the apparishun of yuh ex-husbund whom you murduhed in cold blood....lawgically I can only be led  to one conclusion....
louis, you have schizophreniuh β€œ

Tumblr post by sunnyyfur β€œHe would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires” Picture of Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc sitting in a chair looking cunty and like he’s gonna tell you something about yourself that you don’t even know yet. Reply from alsoknownasallison β€œnow i'm nawht puhticularly familiuh with how well the vampiuh mind functions aftuh a hundred yeeuhs of repeated trawmuh, but i- i do buhlieve, louis, you have recawlled multipuhl moments wheuh you tawlk to the apparishun of yuh ex-husbund whom you murduhed in cold blood....lawgically I can only be led to one conclusion.... louis, you have schizophreniuh β€œ

Sorry I’m going to be laughing about this for the next 7-10 business days

08.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

08.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 13494 πŸ” 4127 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 42

This is absolutely stationary boys vibes πŸ₯Ή

08.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ok i’m petting him

08.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Godspeed 🫑 you got this.

08.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PERFECTION! Doesn’t have to be exactly the same but the tea part of it is absolutely necessary

08.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭😭 Rin nooooo

08.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I stg one day I’m packing my set and too many kinds of tea and visiting you on the other coast. I need it.

08.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH FRIEND πŸ’œπŸ«–β˜•οΈ

08.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

10000000/10 would absolutely recommend. Tea’s gotta be real strong and make you feel all buzzy inside.

08.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When I’m not still probably contagious I think I should try to get friends to come over to drink like.. truly insane amounts of tea with me. You gotta be drinking like 10-20 tiny cups of tea with me if you wanna be a real one. Small but POTENT.

08.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely better today πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

08.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Drinking tea and reading fic and listening to lowkey instrumental jazz like this is mind and body healing right here

08.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I had made myself sit and drink copious amounts of tea while I was wallowing in illness and ennui the last few days but I am doing it today. And I feel like a person again. 😭

08.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Columbus WAS wrong and he’s driving straight off the edge

08.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some things in this universe are just correct and this is one of them

08.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IVE GOT A BIG FAT FUCKIN BONE TO PICK
WITH YOU MY DARLING
IN CASE YOU HAVENT HEARD IM SICKβ€”

08.03.2026 07:01 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean it started with work & depression issues and then I got sick on top of it πŸ₯² I miss my pirates and I got some bad eccc fomo this weekend too. I’ll be properly back once my brain and body stop being dicks lol πŸ’œπŸ«‚

08.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Been sick in bed since Tuesday night I really hoped I’d feel better by the weekend but noooope

07.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Banging my head against a wall because my research into understanding sunk-cost fallacy has been totally fruitless, but given the ridiculous amount of time I’ve put into it I feel like I can’t stop now

07.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

that's it that's the show

#OurFlagMeansDeath

07.03.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People died (it’s me, I was there and I’m people)

06.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0