A beautiful tribute to Kristi Noem.
06.03.2026 23:59
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A beautiful tribute to Kristi Noem.
“Honey, we should probably clean up those bodies in the basement before the Senate confirmation hearings. — Markwayne Gacy
I’d rather they go back to hollowing out the federal government and stealing our data than kick off a global recession and world war 3.
Those were simpler times.
If your religion says you must kill others for you to get to the next level of higher power, your religion is fucked up
The reason we have “stupid rules of engagement” is to make sure we don’t bomb elementary schools.
Wait—so now they’re releasing Epstein files to distract us from their war with Iran?
The worst part is the aftermath where we find out all the Christian white nationalists are here to stay because they got rejected in the Rapture.
Crusaders = Christian Inquisitors = Christian Nazis = Christian KKK = Christian Maga = Christian There seems to bea pattern here
Weird, huh?
“A big, strong man with tears in his eyes came up to me and said, ‘Mr. President, sir, thank you for making wars great again.’ He tried to shake my hand, but he was so tall he ended up choking my neck.”
Turns out the cure for Trump Derangement Syndrome is more Donald Trump.
“I was born in a stable in Jerusalem. My mother, Mary, was a virgin, and my father was Frederick Christ Trump (look it up). Three wise CEOs came bearing gifts: $75M, Peace Prizes, 24-carat trophies, and tons of my shitcoin.”
He’s taking his love of gold drapes too far.
The GOP spent over $100M in the Texas Senate race, only to have to do it all over again. 😂
Collect the entire trilogy.
It’s not a war just like it wasn’t an insurrection.
This is how we treat veterans in America. This veteran came to stand up for fellow soldiers being used by Israel and his arm was broken as he was violently removed.
Hundreds of thousands of Americans are currently stranded in a war zone because the President raped little kids.
BREAKING: Rubio suggests stranded Americans in the Middle East rely on the Knights Templar for protection, since the Crusades are back.
The Secretary of War Crimes should have to blow into a breathalyzer to unlock his office door every morning.
😂🔥
It’s wild to see her go harder on Trump than 99% of the Democratic Party.
It’s gonna suck when the Rapture happens and God refuses to take most of them.
It’s gonna really suck when these thieving, billionaire, techno-fascist pedos bring on Armageddon and Jesus doesn’t even show up.
I’m 100% positive that Pete Hegseth smells like Jaeger Bombs and Axe Body Spray.
I can smell every picture I see of him.
It’s gonna suck when the Rapture happens and God refuses to take most of them.
I’m sorry, Officer.
I had to preemptively hit that car even though it was parked because I believed it posed an imminent threat.
Marco Rubio, maybe.
I bet Hegseth starts drinking again this week.
Operation ‘Epic Fury’ already looking more like Operation ‘Epic Failure’.
If his rich friends can privately fund his ballroom, they can also fund his war in Iran.
