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Years of eBaum’s World has absolutely cooked my sense of humor

Y’all, wednes should be half day and thurs-sun is the weekend

Have 1 more crashout b4 2024 ends. U still have time.

If I have future kids, not naming them Arabic names only Somali names

Love when niggas fck up mad early. Thanks for not wasting my life. Bye.

Can we also eradicate the question how have you been doing? I mean, isn’t it evident we’re all surviving late stage capitalism and the fall of an empire? Next question, please

Life has been really crazy since Michael Jackson died

Someone has named their kid De’mu’re and I am not surprised

In an age of time we are in, I would advise against and tread carefully behind banning TikTok. These gen alphas are certified crashouts.

I’ve had an expresso martini that was v bitter. I’ve had an expresso martini that was v sweet. So which one is it?

I started playing a frequency video and just started crying

Y’all hoes that have not followed me back are getting unfollowed. Y’all are not celebrities.

The lesson I’ve learned from losing my glasses for a week is sometimes I’m not meant to see something for my own protection.

Whatever Blackstone is imagining for the future, it’s not good

I need the cyber Monday deal on this rent

I can tell folks who’s idol was Raven Baxter growing up. They all have a v distinct personality.

I’ll just say it: Black Friday is also a scam. Everything is a scam. They hike up the regular prices right before Black Friday and on Black Friday and Cyber Monday prices drop to regular prices.

Someone said the lookalike contests are just dress to impress irl

I’ve been called out twice recently for thinking out loud. I really be in my own bubble, in my own world, and get startled when people can hear me.

I don’t understand shows that drop episodes weekly. In 2024. If you don’t drop the entire batch of episodes in one day.

It’s the way my brain corrected it whilst reading so I didn’t even notice

I am I have no idea what’s on the radio years old

These scammers do the most

No pain worse than realizing the one you’re deeply in love with was sent to teach you a lesson

Ion think my nigga in America, he international. I gotta go.

Would y’all believe me if I said they’re back yelling. Oh my god, I’m finna lose my mind.

Yessss that be the worst part 😩😮‍💨 like I know rent ain’t this damn high for me to be dealin w this buttery ahh bs. Home supposed to be ur peace and comfort. Can’t wait to move the hell out.

I think my neighbor a dealer or sumn & he b doin the yelling. It never b soundin domestic tho. N they got a newborn. It was one time I was wfh & all 8hrs it was yelling. I was like this ain’t normal. 1 of my neighbors called the cops on em. Why he was looking like it was me bc I’m the new neighbor.

Every dang day thooo? Howww? How y’all arguing every day?! What in the world y’all got to argue about!! Every dang day, my God. When I moved in they said the last tenant broke their lease 8 months in and now I see why. I been here 6 months and I’m bout to rip my hair out.