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@bododenden

Chairman of the Bored Massive LFC and 'gladbach supporter. Grew up in Clacton. Back in GER now. Your local pro-nuclear Green.

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The most damning thing I can say about them is that I used to vote LibDem in the UK, and I'd rather cut off my left testicle than vote FDP.

08.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of south park characters are sitting around a table and one of them says " oh the tears of unfathomable sadness ALT: a group of south park characters are sitting around a table and one of them says " oh the tears of unfathomable sadness

Tfw Jens Spahn is shedding bitter tears of no-fair

08.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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BaWΓΌ Landtagswahl live ist es jetzt schon wert fΓΌr das Gesicht von dem AfD Typ der von 18+% redet und 17,5% gesagt kriegt:

08.03.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers for that.

08.03.2026 08:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was soll der kleine Scheisser lesen und schreiben, hab ich auch nie gebraucht beim Stall ausmisten.

07.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh that sounds like putting up posters for somebody else. But yeah, Collins is going to absolutely wipe the floor with him. With her usual kind, reasonable demeanour.

She'll have done this half a dozen times once it's over, and I really hope he won't be up for a second attempt.

06.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The total lack of electoral history should be disqualifying both in terms of "how strong is your civic commitment if you can't be bothered below Senate level" and in terms of "maybe go and get involved in a few knife fights and stabbings before you try to run for Senate".

06.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A bunch of those weird teenage right-wing wannabe-terrorists currently on trial also come from there.

I don't wanna suggest it's because somebody torched the village pub a couple of decades ago. But it's at least in part because nobody's rebuilt it.

06.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We visited the MeckPom in-laws just before the last state election. You could tell you were leaving what has to qualify as 'the centre of the village' when the AfD posters turned to NPD posters.

06.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jetzt labert der Typ auch noch Scheiße über meine Kollegen außem AZ

05.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"You can only go to the coffee shop so many times, you can only feed the chickens and the ducks so many times, and, you know, it gives you that edge," said Neil Warnock after his return to the dugout.

Imagine bumping into an "on-edge" Neil Warnock at the duck pond.

04.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
married myself (Jam S1E01)
married myself (Jam S1E01) YouTube video by Gringoros

Probably this guy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMQy...

04.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We figured we may as well put the boot in since it's easy, chances are it's all over before any of us get there anyway, and maybe he'll stop going on about Greenland for at least a couple of weeks if we make a show of it"

01.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's really sweet how the young cat has adopted some of the older cat's skills and mannerisms.

Like how she fishes snacks out of the this-toy-yields-snacks-through-skill toys and eats them straight off her paw.

But not how she drags her dinner halfway across the carpet and eats it there. Not that.

01.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd argue that any decrease in pressure has been far smaller than the increase in expectations, and when you combine the "no more errors" expectatrion with "there are still going to be errors" and then "but we will sure as shit refuse to learn from them"...

01.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It would definitely help if the natural position of every football supporter in every country with VAR were not "VAR is the mere continuation of systemic bias against my team specifically"...

01.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was meant to make their lives easier, no? Take some of the pressure off.

01.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the biggest failures about the way it's currently done, especially given that half the time they still get meatwalled even though it's out of their hands at that point.

01.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell, we could call it the Stephen Ireland Rule. You get two opportunities to swear on your dead nan that you never touched the bloke and you have no idea why he fell over, please take another look.

But the line is drawn at the third dead gran.

01.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Coach or captain. And maybe they don't agree, but it's gotta beat the current "let's all harangue the ref while nobody knows anything" the way of doing things, especially if you limit their ability to inflict drama by limiting unsuccessful appeals.

01.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

iirc the "can I get a check on that please" requests are strictly limited and you lose one for every unsuccessful appeal. So at the very least it would reduce the frequency.

01.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The shop where I used to buy my English sausages is shutting down. I've got like two packs of sausages left for Full English Breakfasts, and that's it.

Gotta eat NΓΌrnberger for breakfast, like barbarians.

Hard times are upon us.

01.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

On the diagnosis, I wouldn't even fault them tbh. But I'm not exactly convinced that "let's shaft the billionaires" is gonna solve all our problems, cathartic as it may be.

01.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At the risk of sounding incredibly old: back in my day, I'd have ended up elbowing somebody, and the ref would have let it go as a "if you're a dick, you don't get the decisions" thing.

01.03.2026 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna tell my boss that all these no-insider-trading rules and trainings seem very unamerican to me.

01.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, 500ml. You never miss the other 68ml, but it still brings joy to my heart when a place does pints (like Lithuania - where the cans are simply labelled with 568ml).

01.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JAEIMFACHMADRAUFHAUFEN

28.02.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wetting myself at the German commentator talking about "schlecht verteidigt von den Hammers" and he pronounces hammers as ham-ers, in the sense of pork rather than nail-on-the-head.

28.02.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He was amazing in the 'gladbach days. But then there's a running theme of "does well at 'gladbach, goes to Dortmund, never works out".

Last player I can remember for whom that WASN'T true is Marco Reus.

25.02.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0