Say something nice
Say something nice
Bro u better open ur DMs so I don’t have to get nasty in these comments 😈🤤
My bi monthly post 😅
Hiiiii👋🏼
For your consideration
Excruciatingly horny…. Like….
Happy pri mark gays!! 🏳️🌈
Happy pri mark, gay people!! 🏳️🌈
Who wants to fill me (in on what’s been new here. It’s been a min since I logged it lol)
Happy “Jesus-christ -is-technically-a-fucking-zombie” day!
👛🍆
Stretched 🤤
“One Flopped Over the Chudais Nest”
Comment “dms” for a hey in your suprise!
This feels artsy. But in a ~rich bitch at art school in BK who forgot the final projects due by midnight. So at the 11th hr they unearthed some rejected/ b-side nude from the archives, slapped a sepia filter on it, and referred to it as “commentary” bc it’s “something they heard once”~ kinda way. 😌
Mirror selfie, commando showing shaft.
Mirror selfie, commando showing shaft.
If you knew I was commando at work.... Would you join me in the bathroom 😏. Happy #FCF y'all!
Followed by one hell of an apology video
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If you can tell me where I had (with James Cameron avatar cgi level skill imo) edited out my dogs malevolent, repugnant, rode hard and hung up WET, nasty little toy he exclusively plays with…. I’ll dm you a gape pic 😁
It’s about to jump off the screen!!
Take a seat
Love that song!
I have a sinus infection! And my fav thing about getting sick is that it’s almost like you completely forget what breathing at full capacity/ what life in general was like before hand…and also you’ve given up on any hope of feeling better… Laying in bed saying to urself “so this is forever now :/“
This one
God damn
Again…so jealous 😵💫
I’ve never been more jealous 😫
Not only is my hand holding the bird, but also the two below my bush…. or something like that