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Pseudo Sexy

@pseudos3xy

Kai (that’s not my real name) 27, 5’6, and hahah, and yeah, and such as! @pseudosexy_ on Twitter

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Say something nice

21.11.2025 00:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bro u better open ur DMs so I don’t have to get nasty in these comments 😈🤤

19.11.2025 19:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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10.11.2025 05:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My bi monthly post 😅

06.11.2025 04:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Hiiiii👋🏼

22.08.2025 16:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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For your consideration

22.08.2025 16:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Excruciatingly horny…. Like….

19.08.2025 12:47 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy pri mark gays!! 🏳️‍🌈

06.06.2025 18:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy pri mark, gay people!! 🏳️‍🌈

05.06.2025 23:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Who wants to fill me (in on what’s been new here. It’s been a min since I logged it lol)

26.05.2025 04:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy “Jesus-christ -is-technically-a-fucking-zombie” day!

20.04.2025 15:26 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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👛🍆

09.04.2025 00:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Stretched 🤤

20.03.2025 21:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“One Flopped Over the Chudais Nest”

06.02.2025 17:10 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Comment “dms” for a hey in your suprise!

05.02.2025 12:49 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This feels artsy. But in a ~rich bitch at art school in BK who forgot the final projects due by midnight. So at the 11th hr they unearthed some rejected/ b-side nude from the archives, slapped a sepia filter on it, and referred to it as “commentary” bc it’s “something they heard once”~ kinda way. 😌

22.01.2025 01:37 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Mirror selfie, commando showing shaft.

Mirror selfie, commando showing shaft.

Mirror selfie, commando showing shaft.

Mirror selfie, commando showing shaft.

If you knew I was commando at work.... Would you join me in the bathroom 😏. Happy #FCF y'all!

17.01.2025 17:01 👍 1129 🔁 78 💬 40 📌 4

Followed by one hell of an apology video

18.01.2025 12:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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30.12.2024 05:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

67

30.12.2024 05:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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If you can tell me where I had (with James Cameron avatar cgi level skill imo) edited out my dogs malevolent, repugnant, rode hard and hung up WET, nasty little toy he exclusively plays with…. I’ll dm you a gape pic 😁

30.12.2024 05:26 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s about to jump off the screen!!

17.12.2024 14:44 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Take a seat

09.12.2024 19:28 👍 3592 🔁 326 💬 99 📌 10
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Love that song!

07.12.2024 10:05 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I have a sinus infection! And my fav thing about getting sick is that it’s almost like you completely forget what breathing at full capacity/ what life in general was like before hand…and also you’ve given up on any hope of feeling better… Laying in bed saying to urself “so this is forever now :/“

28.11.2024 17:00 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This one

22.11.2024 16:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God damn

22.11.2024 16:32 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Again…so jealous 😵‍💫

22.11.2024 16:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve never been more jealous 😫

22.11.2024 16:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Not only is my hand holding the bird, but also the two below my bush…. or something like that

22.11.2024 16:15 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0