Figaronii🍄

Must’ve hit his head on the way to me or something

We not together but you think I shouldn’t accept flowers from other men. Knowing I love flowers….

No pure intentions at all

You ever tried this plus a little fruit cup? Might change your life.

Eating like this. I gotta know where you from

Somebody need to take my air fryer away from me

Damn now yall made me want coleslaw😩

I’m convinced that everybody who hate slaw has only eaten it at restaurants or from the store

I had so much sleep paralysis last night fuck them people

Use your butt. I’m so serious. Repeat after me.

Should be getting talked through a nut.... Instead I'm making popcorn smh

Was just telling my family I wanted to fly home because they had snow

I feel like a lil kid watching it snow

And this is exactly why I like my niggas fluffy it’s cold af in this damn house

Omg I can’t talk today or what all these damn typos

My friends get fucked up and boom now we gotta go to the strip club

I’m singing in all my friends messages. They finna block me 😂

Good morning everybody 🌞

After that ovulation period pass I feel a little shameful sometimes

#Needthat

Walked out my room and thought I was in somebody else’s spot

My stove light not working this feels illegal

When I hear oh honey by Delegation all I hear is around the world by Latimore

Opened a bag just full of air

They so unserious with my chips

Doodoo chaser is crazy

I gotta change it because I feel like she would know what that mean

My mama asked me for the password. Why tf I check the pw and it say creampie….like what was I thinking at that time???

I like hearing people use the word malarkey for some reason

Hold up I had coffee this morning though