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Just a nerd without any good answers to the real problems. Sorry.

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this war is gonna last quite a bit longer than trump himself, isn't it?

oh. and it's going to create all sorts of new enemies.

The Military-Industrial Complex is going to be quite fat and happy.

07.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Fake movie poster spoofing oceans 11, except with Trump, Steve Bannon, Epstein and bill gates instead of the original actors. 

Title text reads β€œOH SHE’S ELEVEN”

Fake movie poster spoofing oceans 11, except with Trump, Steve Bannon, Epstein and bill gates instead of the original actors. Title text reads β€œOH SHE’S ELEVEN”

Oh. So Trump started yet another war?

Can’t wait for all the war movies to come out

07.03.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, ever consider that, maybe, you *are* the monster?

those monsters had little monster babies, you know!

(it's like Frankenstein. Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein was the doctor, not his creation. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster.)

06.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So apparently it’s peep jousting season.

This is going to be way more fun than melting marshmallows in the microwave has any right to be.

06.03.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, even as a cisgender man… I prefer playing with female PCs.

Why?

Jennifer Hale. Her voice acting is just better…and she’s prolific enough it became habit.

(For a great comparison, mass effect… the two shepherds. The lines are punchy and just better.)

04.03.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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three men in blue jumpsuits are flexing their muscles on a stage Alt: three men in blue spandex wrestling leotards are doing an excercise dance thing from the 80's.
04.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so confused. are these magic cards or pokemon cards?

(doggo for the win, though. fluffy fire snuggles. what could go wrong?)

04.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The reason Trump looks like the antichrist is because tiny-dick tin pot authoritarians all come from the same mold.

04.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, if you were to ask the original audience for the book of revelation…

They’d just tell you straight up the author was talking about Nero, which is why depending on the Latin or Greek version, the beast’s number changes from 616 and 666.

04.03.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Praying in an airplane crash is also much more likely to not yield positive results (which is why pilots are not trained to pray!)

03.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For what it’s worth, Christian’s praying in foxholes are much more likely to get you killed.

And pilots going into a crash almost never call out to a god with any expectation of intervention.

Usually, the pilots are working the problem until the end, doing what they are literally trained to do.

03.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Atheists In Foxholes It’s time to dispel one of this nation’s greatest myths . . . There are indeed many atheists in foxholes. The Freedom From Religion Foundation erected its monument to β€œAtheists

I don’t know of any reading in the subject, but i do know the saying is junk.

FFR would probably have more, considering.

ffrf.org/outreach/ath...

03.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Whelp. I’m convinced. You lost my vote! 16 year-old Kat was pretty… boring.

(/s if it needed to be said. Though I can’t legally vote for you… I would if you were in my state though.)

03.03.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, what's with republican candidate's with creepy family photos? (not gonna past it in because of kids, and it's not their fault,)

03.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sounds like he's running for Texas AG?

to think that, as awful as ken paxton was/is... they found someone worse.

03.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to really enjoy cop procedurals.

It's high fantasy at it's finest, and I enjoy the idea of a world where the cops were good and always got the bad guy, and only the bad guy.

(sure, it was all propaganda, but still.)

03.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't particularly veil my contempt for any of the trump voters...

They voted for a pedophile rapist all because they were stupid enough to believe he'd hurt all the people they didn't like.

'contempt' doesn't even begin to describe it.

03.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

and that's, like, one of the more tame bits.

03.03.2026 01:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Before it was Adam and Eve, it was Adam and Steve.

03.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also their constitution forbids it, iirc.

02.03.2026 03:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I imagine Trump is sitting around bitching about how starting a fake war worked for bush and how it’s not fair it doesn’t work for him too

02.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have. They weren’t the brightest bunch.

02.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Considering the rampant misogyny, it’s presumable that Cain and and Abel had married their sisters and the sisters simply weren’t worth mentioning.

Besides, we know they didn’t exist.

02.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is Banksy? like. THE banksy?

Talented!

01.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you heard the human opening something in the kitchen, didn't you?

01.03.2026 12:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly that's not a cat. that's a dragon.

how does one get Amazon to deliver a dragon?

01.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"not mushy! SQUISHY!" -Cookie, perhaps.

Cookie looks like a little squashmallow.

01.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s an unimportant detail!

(Kidding. Kidding. But it’s really kinda fun to throw that into a crowded room of Christian’s and run.)

01.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not really. The Wyllis MB was smaller. It didn’t have 2 row seating + cargo, the 2nd row varied a lot but was removable for cargo.

I want something about the size of a Suzuki Sidekick, but as a fastback pickup, with a removable hard top and a removable minivan bench seat.

01.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus couldn’t even be the messiah.

He was never a king in Israel, and in fact, he was purportedly cursed to never be king at all (Jeconaichin was cursed by god so that his descendants would never be king…. And jeconaichin features prominently in both lineages.)

28.02.2026 08:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0