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Jade (The Owls Are Not What They Seem)

@nowheregirl138

She/her/they/them. Hot mess and spooky bi bitch. Lives in a world of witchcraft, mysticism and possible murder.

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I feel like not enough people acknowledge that the makeover sequence in Jawbreaker is actually the most perfect thing ever.

11.06.2025 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve listened to badly done experimental industrial that was less obnoxious so can’t disagree.

22.04.2025 00:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A tabby kitty is a purrfect lady with her paws curled up under her chin sleeping.

A tabby kitty is a purrfect lady with her paws curled up under her chin sleeping.

Oh, hai, Bluesky.
How’s it going?

Here’s a cat tax since I’ve been away.

22.04.2025 00:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My oldest kid (who doesn’t watch wrestling with us) walked in and was like β€œugh I hate this song so much”.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA, KID.

22.04.2025 00:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(Also to add same on the skincare routine. It’s almost meditative at night when I do it in an intentional way and helps my brain settle into sleep mode. If that makes any sense.)

30.03.2025 02:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t trust anyone who uses the word toxins that much. It’s literally a buzzword that means nothing. I can only imagine how overpriced her skincare line is.

30.03.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Showing the accessibility settings for alt text in bluesky with two options:

Require alt text before posting
Display larger alt text badges

Both are checked

Showing the accessibility settings for alt text in bluesky with two options: Require alt text before posting Display larger alt text badges Both are checked

As Bluesky has grown, I've seen a lot of backsliding on alt text. Please try to be considerate to others and include alt text with all of your images. It helps everyone. Indeed, in the "accessibility" setting in Bluesky you can set it to make sure you add alt text, which is a useful thing to do.

30.03.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 6353 πŸ” 2075 πŸ’¬ 226 πŸ“Œ 178

I like the Ron Perlman ones for the creature designs (especially Golden Army), but that’s really the best thing they have going for them.

30.03.2025 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not me reassuring Amity that the cat will be okay while watching Alien with her on the couch.
Also I would for sure put myself in unsafe situations in order to find my cat. Probably a big part of why I won’t survive a zombie apocalypse.

30.03.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is such a good version of Dracula imo. Kind of excited to revisit it tomorrow. (Kiddo decided he wanted to watch Elimination Chamber tonight instead. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ)

02.03.2025 01:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not my ten year old apparently having a massive crush on Tiffany Stratton.

I’m not ready, y’all.

02.03.2025 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A brown tabby cat with her paws turned inward and the cutest big ears looking grumpy af on top of an Eagles blanket. (Don’t blame me for that last part, I am not even of this coast originally.)

A brown tabby cat with her paws turned inward and the cutest big ears looking grumpy af on top of an Eagles blanket. (Don’t blame me for that last part, I am not even of this coast originally.)

Everything is a shit show so here’s some adorable ears to make things at least a little better.

05.02.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am currently being careful how I phrase things right now, because there’s a lot of very awful possible consequences not as far down the road as I would like.
This is not an excuse and I wish I knew how to do better with it all and how to address these EOs.

30.01.2025 01:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I sure talk a lot of ish about how the Flyers are playing to my family for being a Sharks fan.

30.01.2025 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So much better than people give it credit for being. (Even if the ending does it no favors if I remember right.)

28.01.2025 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been watching the OC to focus on something other than *gestures at everything* and they really had us out here thinking torso for days was the look apparently.

28.01.2025 21:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIs it love or a panic attack?” is the single most relatable lyric that Halsey has ever written. I’m just saying.

15.01.2025 16:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ghostface popcorn bucket with a pink Happy New Year’s headband next to a Phantasm sphere and Return of the Living Dead esque bird.

Ghostface popcorn bucket with a pink Happy New Year’s headband next to a Phantasm sphere and Return of the Living Dead esque bird.

Happy New Year’s, y’all!
I’ve been radio silent with a ton of real life things going on, but I hope you all had an amazing holiday season. πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€

01.01.2025 20:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s worth noting that all the songs that aren’t specifically Christmas songs live on my year round musicals playlist.

22.12.2024 16:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine quoting that line. πŸ˜‰

22.12.2024 15:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Life has been bananas so I haven’t really been posting. But also I adore y’all.
But I did want to hop on here and say we got to go to an early screening of Nosferatu on Thursday and it was the prettiest movie of the year visually and score wise.

22.12.2024 15:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kitchen counter with a realistic looking mushroom spoon rest with a red cap and white dots, a set of measuring cups that looks like a poison bottle that reads β€œhemlock root, poison” and the most adorable little vampire that crushes garlic.

Kitchen counter with a realistic looking mushroom spoon rest with a red cap and white dots, a set of measuring cups that looks like a poison bottle that reads β€œhemlock root, poison” and the most adorable little vampire that crushes garlic.

Y’all please admire my new spoon rest and Gracula I got for my birthday. He’s a vampire garlic crusher and I love him.

11.12.2024 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have no idea if the kid even uses them. πŸ˜‚ Also Five Below is sometimes good for small fandom things without breaking the bank.

11.12.2024 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to bake some things. So bad. Mostly cookies, because they’re cookies.

11.12.2024 22:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not related to any of these things, but every year I get my oldest (21) Native tiny deodorants in Christmas scents as an idea. Also we got him mini hot sauce bottles this year.

11.12.2024 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve already watched Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, but not Schmigadoon. Will add it to the list. (He’s nearly 17 so basically anything is fine. Unless it’s awkward to watch with your mom like that time I turned on Titane now knowing.)

11.12.2024 21:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve spent the past two days watching all of Galavant with my musical loving kiddo who somehow has never seen it. We have no regrets.

11.12.2024 18:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pyewacket is genuinely delightful for sure. If I ever somehow ended up with a Siamese I would for sure name them that.

08.12.2024 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so excited for you getting to watch it for the first time. This is one of my favorite witch movies ever.

08.12.2024 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Mug with Universal Monsters with text inside that read TERROR STRIKES!… with the calendar in front of it.

Mug with Universal Monsters with text inside that read TERROR STRIKES!… with the calendar in front of it.

Day 7 (a day late, but y’know):
The Crowconut

Fun fact: This was one of the first teas I ever ordered from them and it remains in my top three to this day.

08.12.2024 18:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0