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@hungryhatter

I was born at a very early age and now I'm here. Some things happened in between, but they're probably not important.

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Finley loves to sit on me, but he doesn't give any warning, whether I'm at work (especially if I'm in a Teams meeting) or in bed his party trick is to *leap* onto my chest, sit down and purr. Paiten isn't a lap cat and how she doesn't think "they're enjoying it, maybe I should try it" is a mystery.

07.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dyer 'Nother Day?

07.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shrek has been modded into β€˜Resident Evil Requiem’ πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ

07.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 1169 πŸ” 312 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 49

Please stop what you are doing and listen to this

07.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's such a tedious Nazi. I bet he went backstage after that and told everyone how hilarious he was for sneaking that in.

07.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think we will, but I always want to see us get over the line with time to spare!

I have no doubt JW wants to do well and I am POSITIVE Chris Powell wants us to do well. Good from JW in the interview when it was suggested "defensive errors, not much you can do" - he disagreed immediately.

07.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, we still need 3 points to get to 50 (which I'm not sure will be enough to stay up this year), and right now with the errors we're making at the back and the lack of chances up front I'm not 100% certain we'll get there. Play-offs are gone for sure, but let's make sure we don't go down AGAIN.

07.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's one of the big questions for this season - what the hell has happened to Kal Naismith? The number of times I've heard "And that's an awful mistake by Naismith" on the commentary this season...

07.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, cheers for the statement in the programme today Kal. The fans put in a shift, where was he and the rest of the team after the 80th minute?

07.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Simple defensive errors as well, and not for the first time this season either.

07.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

2-1 up with 10 minutes to play and we've imploded to let Reading lead 3-2. Nice of Godlike Luton to wait until the 80th minute before they swapped over with Godawful Luton.

07.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fox swims with ducks and geese at RSPB Blacktoft Sands It is thought the fox is rearing young on an island in the middle of a nature reserve.

Fox swims with ducks and geese at RSPB Blacktoft Sands

07.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 14
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Seven years today the Scunthorpe Telegraph went viral.

07.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know where this Luton side has been all season, but I hope they don't get replaced with the usual shower for the seond half. We've been excellent.

07.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so woke I thought Sydney Sweeney was an Australian cop show.

07.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I suppose our afternoon could be going worse - Sutton are 4-0 down at home to Morecambe after 25 minutes and a Morecambe player's already claimed the match ball.

07.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

holding old timer bats so they can still feel like flappy lads is some real heartwarming stuff

07.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 463 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
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Delighted by this episode of Star Trek TNG where the away team is trapped in an alien hotel but it just looks like they don’t know how to use revolving doors

06.02.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 94 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
The above list of people in a photo together from January 1994

The above list of people in a photo together from January 1994

Suede’s best lineup: Brett Anderson (vocals), Bernard Butler (guitar), Mat Osman (bass), Simon Gilbert (drums), Stephen Fry (euphonium), Ian McKellen (kazoo), Pam St Clement (vibes).

07.03.2026 09:01 πŸ‘ 205 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6

Today I learned Ceefax had a boot disk.

07.03.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He got excited over the phrase "treading the boards"

07.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 5242 πŸ” 1785 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 87

They made Blur sound like they'd always sounded like that. I heard the remix first and when I heard the original I was shocked at how different it was. Great song, I love both the original and remix equally.

07.03.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this was the first time the Pet Shop Boys had done a remix for someone else, and they *nailed* it.

07.03.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Tuuuuuuuuune.

07.03.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait - the corner of Olympic and Cloverfield, Santa Monica? Ladies and Gentlemen, that is almost exactly the location where the old Buffy offices stood. I believe we may owe thanks for this one to the Hellmouth.

07.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1054 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 7

I bet this was the movie that forced EON to sell up to Amazon - they knew they could never match Moonraker 2's production values without *massive* financial backing.

06.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen those barrels on telly, albeit smaller versions. If you shove a sword in the side a plastic pirate pops out the top and your drinks will end up bloomin' everywhere.

06.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0