Wayne Curtis

When latte art becomes sentient.

Wow. Another "war" that he's ending. Attn: Nobel Peace Prize Committee

O Tenenbaum....

MTG and Elon both REALLY want to show their independence but also also still want love from daddy.

Now do 151.

"Hello Mr President. My name is Chris Hansen."

“We Want More 80-Proof Whiskeys,” Said No One Ever. Except Heather Greene. High-proof bourbons may get all the hype — but Milam & Greene proves that restraint can be revolutionary

When the world wants hazmat-level whiskey, Heather Greene delivers… something gentler, smarter, and far more subversive.

First Bowdoin-American to become NYC mayor

Wasn't me.

Trump’s China Deal May Avert a Crisis of His Own Making

Arsonist calls fire department. Hailed as a hero.

Pee Wee German

Don't give Stephen Miller any ideas.

In the Maine woods I established a curated, artisanal bottle dump with my favorite empty craft liquor bottles. I invite everyone to come back in 150 years and marvel at what once was.

Read and learn:
thelongbar.substack.com/p/a-second-g...

Well if I ain't a snail's turd! It's an email from old uncle Foghorn Leghorn, and he's gone all cattywampus and set down my voter info somewhere and it's gone and walked off! No amount of shaking the overalls upside down and looking in the sock drawer will turn it up!

Oh, wait, here it is: 🖕

Good advice.

Now bring back the House Un-American Activities Committee to investigate the Trump administration.

Apple really needs to think about streamlining their emails if they don't want to end up in my spam folder:

Apple Services xqjsupportkfgv@wbuglzylotcazbugucahdbge.com

All the advancements and achievements of Europe are wiped out by the practice of deplaning onto a bus.

It's happening. Everyone should prepare an escape plan.

Why I'm Making My Own Coffee Liqueur This National Coffee Day A simple 4-ingredient recipe for homemade decaf coffee liqueur

Love coffee cocktails but hate laying awake at night? For the upcoming National Coffee Day, I offer you a three ingredient solution

The Man Who Drank History How biomolecular archaeologist Patrick McGovern traced the tangled roots of humanity’s first drinks

“Talking with Patrick McGovern about liquor was like talking to an astronomer about the Big Bang.” A tribute to the man who saw ancient history in every sip.

This might explain a lot.

Unlike in the movie, my career as a bandit and highwayman came to a premature end when a neighbor informed my parents.

Also, my infatuation with Katherine Ross fatally skewed my expectations for a girlfriend for at least a decade.

I was twelve when Butch Cassidy came out and I saw it at least four times and then I got a cowboy hat and on my stingray bike with a friend I swooped out of the woods on the dirt road near our house when cars went by with the idea of holding up the passengers. Why am I not dead?

National park to remove photo of enslaved man’s scars — The Washington Post The Trump administration is ordering the removal of information on slavery at multiple national parks in an effort to scrub them of “corrosive ideology.”

Un. Fucking. Believable.

Three punks under a highway overpass with a trifold science presentation on mold.

Two women with a trifold science project on "Telepathic Poetry"

A man sitting under an overpass with his science presentation on "Lumer"

Went to a science fair under the I-610 today.

Why it takes so long to compose a simple email.

I took this photo of @grahamformaine.bsky.social on the day I met him in 2023. He’s the smartest and fiercest and he’s going to vanquish Susan Collins finally. His oysters are terrific too. Anyway going to a meetup with him tonight at 6 at Lucky Jack’s on Orchard if you feel like meeting him