JBJ: hey gang, sit down. I’ve got some big news to share.
Richie Sambora: quiet you meatball! I’m making a big-a sauce.
JBJ: I think this is gonna be tastier than your famous sauce, Richie.
Richie: [pulls script out of JBJ’s hands]
Moonlight… and… Valentino… say, this is the longest goddamn song I
10.03.2026 23:36
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Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
10.03.2026 12:03
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Will take any opportunity to post the Hall & Oates cover of the 2nd best New Radicals song (maybe first)
09.03.2026 22:15
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I will piggyback on this idea to say that the ratio of people saying ANYTHING vs people who just need to retweet things here is way the fuck off, and eventually the retweeters end up turning on the people who actually say things. So it’s a losing game.
08.03.2026 14:43
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What is HAPPENING
05.03.2026 22:40
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She’s going to be financially taken care of for the rest of her life and this movie has unfortunately led to a delusional comfort something bad will ever happen to these people every time one gets fired.
05.03.2026 22:36
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The Mandarin-in-the-future discourse is going to hit so hard in 2026
05.03.2026 21:54
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Ok let’s just cool it now
05.03.2026 03:44
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Mark Ruffalo drinking vodka out of a big Phillies cup
Task's family should really give him the benefit of the doubt.
They can't prove what's in the big cup ALL the time.
05.03.2026 01:12
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Didn't he spend the last half of the 90s telling everyone guitar music was over and it was time for beats
04.03.2026 00:53
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This was great, but the guys they brought out before hand who were meant to stand at center court with nobody even saying who they were… incredibly awkward
04.03.2026 00:09
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Here is a still from a video a protestor at the New Beverly screening of Deep Throat took immediately before being whacked in the face by someone styled as the “cool girl” this demographic covets
03.03.2026 17:57
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Every delusional thing that has caught hold of the illusion of the general public, from QAnon to adrenochrome to pizzagate to clone Jim Carrey can arguably be sourced to treating evangelicals as sensible rational people and not laughing them out of society years ago.
03.03.2026 13:50
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Truly hilarious timing for this as this is the sort of thing Republicans were angry at Hillary Clinton for doing in the 1990s (taking on official duties, which she never did at this level) at the same time they're deposing her for Epstein stuff and not the sitting pedophile president.
02.03.2026 22:10
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How many Benghazis are we up to in the last 24 hours? 3 or 4?
02.03.2026 17:17
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Minnesota lawmaker helped Trump win an election for the second time. Somehow.
02.03.2026 16:55
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A couple pages of texts outlining how then President Bush urged the Iraqi people to fight back and overtake Saddam but then abandoned them and 30k people died
Does anyone remember Iraq 1991
02.03.2026 16:53
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Ben would love Brain Donors so much Jesus Christ
02.03.2026 01:06
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This account has warned for years that the many pro-Shah flags at the US Capitol on Jan 6 meant some kind of Trump collusion with supporters of Reza Pahlavi, son of the last Shah. Now Bari Weiss is pushing to install Pahlavi in Iran: the nepo baby son of the last guy we installed there. Not good. 1/
01.03.2026 22:41
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Happy birthday to George HW Bush's speech urging the Iraqi people to rise up and overtake Saddam Hussein on February 15, 1991. This speech which recently celebrated its 35th anniversary resulted in thousands of deaths due to uprisings that were brutally suppressed which were not supported by the USA
01.03.2026 16:32
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Carrey and Keanu are the top two celebrities that have taken on Trump-level mythos on the Facebook-rando circuit. Constant memes featuring quotes they didn’t say. Stories about how they’re working to expose the Illuminati. Carrey getting work done doesn’t compute for them and “a clone” is rational.
01.03.2026 14:07
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scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
10.01.2024 14:09
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Why are there so many of these
28.02.2026 17:16
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I think it would be easier for everyone if the BlueSky brain trust could define for everyone reading what exact conspiratorial musings one is allowed to have about the Israeli government that - isn’t - antisemitic and we can work backwards from there.
28.02.2026 16:59
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It was really something hearing Pyramid Song again and reading about a completely fabricated Middle East war again, really took me back, I few young again .
28.02.2026 16:53
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In what may be a college radio first, someone just transitioned from Radiohead’s Pyramid Song into Motley Crue’s Home Sweet Home
28.02.2026 16:50
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There’s an argument for Last Tango, it has a real life outside of the later revelations of that happened on set. People liked it. Nooooobody is caping for the 90s Lolita unless they have a cudgel to grind against “the woke young people”
27.02.2026 01:37
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And during HORNY MONTH 2?? Have you no decency?
27.02.2026 01:35
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Like this is straight up troll behavior. Karina Longworth and Jamie Loftus both released incredible podcasts in the last few years threading the needle that redeems the vision of the original Lolita while correctly calling out this version as dangerous garbage, and to program it w Last Tango… ok!
27.02.2026 01:34
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