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Joey Two Shoes

@sharkmandank

He/Him Big Sports Guy, even bigger Dumb Joke Guy #Packers, White Sox, Bulls, Blackhawks, Sky, and Ferrari F1 fan

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Gonna miss Kenny Clark but any price is a good price when you're getting Micah Parsons

28.08.2025 21:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A WALKOFF TOUCHDOWN FOR MEXICO! MEXICO WINS THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL GOLD MEDAL. THE UNITED STATES COMES UP SHORT AT THE GAME THEY INVENTED!

Incredible drive for Mexico, going the length of the field in 32 seconds to win gold!

17.08.2025 06:18 πŸ‘ 314 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9
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A’JA WILSON, EVERYBODY.

She has the most games with 20+ PTS, 5+ REB, 2+ STL and 2+ BLK in WNBA history.

H/T @lvaces.bsky.social

17.08.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 296 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3
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Mo Salah is asking the right questions

09.08.2025 16:39 πŸ‘ 5118 πŸ” 1804 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 62

Wow so insightful I never would have learned that a trump presidency in 2024 would be bad if not for Kamala harris

02.08.2025 23:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay, Paige

29.07.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 18
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After a 13-month layoff, Cameron Brink is returning to the basketball court.

The No. 2 pick in the 2024 WNBA Draft is expected to make her season debut for the Los Angeles Sparks on Tuesday.

28.07.2025 21:41 πŸ‘ 509 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 13
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JC Tretter, considered one of two favorites to take over as interim executive director of the NFLPA, resigned from the org, a league source confirmed to The Athletic.

His resignation added to what has been a tumultuous few days for the players’ union.

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www.nytimes.com/athletic/650...

20.07.2025 22:01 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 12

Caitlin Clark is very good at basketball and seems like a perfectly decent human being but she’s just … not interesting to me as a public figure. I’m not sure how she becomes the face of the league with such a bland persona. She’s like if Des Moines were a person.

15.07.2025 18:12 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 11
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Bobby Jenks didn't have a home, his worldly possessions, his life savings, or his health before he died. He’s had to sign baseballs to pay for medical treatments.

But he never gave up and he made the most of his time left on earth.

05.07.2025 23:11 πŸ‘ 315 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 21
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well alright Paige Bueckers

04.07.2025 00:56 πŸ‘ 217 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4
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This pic of Angel Reese is so hard

02.07.2025 02:09 πŸ‘ 1156 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 108

it’s not exactly about this but the wnba has a real dogwhistle problem going on in indiana that it’s just letting bubble over into something worse

02.07.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
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Angel Reese went OFF against the Sparks πŸ”₯

◽️ 24 PTS
◽️ 16 REB
◽️ 7 AST
◽️ 2 BLK
◽️ 1 STL

Reese's career day helps Chicago down L.A. 92-85.

30.06.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 565 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 11

Also a shoutout to the selfish ass gerontocracy

27.06.2025 19:16 πŸ‘ 244 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

The fuck is this clown shit

23.06.2025 03:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This Google commercial is hilarious bruh nobody my age likes or even knows James blunt

23.06.2025 01:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We as a community are rooting for Indy and not this dishonorable basketball, yes?

23.06.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 2656 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 188 πŸ“Œ 26

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane

23.06.2025 01:04 πŸ‘ 841 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 19

Was about to turn off the game as soon as hali went down that made me sick

But pacers are giving em hell, bring it home for him boys

23.06.2025 01:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Liberal woman who enjoys kayaking and building legos liked me on hinge but her top Spotify artist is Morgan Wallen and I just can’t compromise on that one

22.06.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1

So what would have happened if he didn't yell that he was a citizen? What would have happened if they didn't listen?

I'm begging the few useful Dems left to make this kidnapping shit news. If you can't convince Americans to be against kidnapping, then quit.

We elected you to protect Americans.

21.06.2025 16:56 πŸ‘ 554 πŸ” 169 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6
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Game 6 T.J. McConnell?

Game 6 T.J. McConnell!

20.06.2025 03:26 πŸ‘ 254 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5
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Pascal Siakam put Jalen Williams on a poster 😳

20.06.2025 02:10 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Stephen A Solitaire

Sorry I just thought of this and I know it's not that good but it was in my head so I had to post it.

Oh, also

19.06.2025 21:43 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Stephen A and Kendrick Perkins faces too lmao

14.06.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ernie Johnson with an emotional sign-off from 'Inside the NBA' on TNT. πŸ€πŸ“ΊπŸŽ™οΈβ€οΈ #NBA

01.06.2025 04:12 πŸ‘ 892 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 36