Is there an award for the most generous team?
Is there an award for the most generous team?
Love Crown Burgers
It's not as though Arsenal looked like they were playing with 11, even when they had 11...
Sadly true
Manchester United are so bad they're making Tottenham look good.
Apartments made of shipping containers are finally on the cusp of opening in Salt Lake City.
"Where Law Ends Tyranny Begins"
Engraving on the exterior of the United States Department of Justice headquarters.
Add some hidden electic motors and this could work!
If only there were a way to bring new players into the squad.
If only there were some way to predict which players might be susceptible to injury by looking at how much they play.
If only . . .
Reading it now. Good stuff.
I promise I'm not a bot.
Also, no bot would ever say that.
This is why I love Ian Wright, always says the things every other pundit is too cowardly to.
I was at work during the game. I think I'll just listen instead of go back and watch.
Black and white kitten
This is Merry. His brother Pippin is still too scared to come out from under the stairs.
Hereβs this weekβs cartoon for @theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
They're 25% funnier right now
Stromatolites xkcd.com/3046
ππππ
Brilliant
Yaaasss
This is dangerous information.
What if you cut the forgiveness worm in half?
I'm scared to try it, actually.
What would be the best tariff on Teslas? 1000 percent? Or Norstilia's twenty million percent?
Idgaf Iβm still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just βweβre not the bad guys.β
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. ππ½
That's a step many people fail to take... EQP obsessing over home teaching numbers almost unfailingly becomes obsessed with not only how to make the perfect cup of coffee but how to share it with the world...
DEVIL: Welcome to Hell, where you shall burn for eternity
ME: You should have called it The Insinerator...lol
DEVIL: *texting God* You sonofabitch
click click click
Call it the "Satan's Victory cricket"
Unbelievable. They shouldn't be able to just cut through like that.