I lost my job, my kids have measles and the country is at war. But at least my Cybertruck has been the only vehicle in my neighborhood that ICE agents haven’t vandalized.
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I lost my job, my kids have measles and the country is at war. But at least my Cybertruck has been the only vehicle in my neighborhood that ICE agents haven’t vandalized.
As always, this guy gets it.
A Zumba class in D.C.’s deep blue Georgetown neighborhood might seem like a strange place to meet Trump supporters. But over the sounds of Daddy Yankee’s ‘Gasolina’, you can hear whispers that DEI is the reason it’s 25 bucks per session.
My 3yr old was watching CNN when she turned to me gravely and asked: "Daddy, what does the Special Envoy for Shield of the Americas do?" So I told her "Well, it’s probably the single most important job in government work." But we both knew that was BS and held each other and wept.
Just told my 10yo daughter about Kristi Noem. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Noemkanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
Same story: Miami Herald vs The New York Times
The number of costume opportunities for “Envoy for The Shield of Americas” is limitless.
Opinion | The fact that Noem wasn’t seeking fame or fortune as DHS Secretary, makes her the perfect candidate for a less public role as Envoy for The Shield of Americas.
Have we really become so woke that being pro Nazi is considered a bad thing?
Can’t top this
In today’s volatile economy, hard working low income billionaires are finding themselves caught in the crossfire of highly partisan politics. We spoke with several billionaires who are struggling to come up with both bribe money for President Trump and having to pay Mayor Mamdani’s wealth tax.
*Jake Tapper’s age sonar starts beeping*
Having mastered toilet paper supply chain logistics, mRNA vaccine design, race science, and the Caribbean sex trafficking industry. I would now like to explain what Iran’s role in the Middle East will be over the next 30 years.
Liberals say that military air strikes could lead to overthrowing Iran’s theocracy. They’re wrong— it could lead to overthrowing Iran’s Islamic republic
Is that the Chapo Traphouse podcast guy? I’ve never listened to it.
I have never been as supporter of Donald Trump, but if Democrats can’t stop the President from starting foreign wars, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and vote for him for the fourth time.
Try finding a decent lobster dinner in a small town.
Analysis | The Supreme Court’s ruling against Donald Trump could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to impose tariffs on small islands only inhabited by penguins.
Sources close to Jack Brooksbank and Princess Eugenie say, privately, the couple disapproves of raping teenagers.
“Now now, let’s not jump to conclusions. Maybe this time will be different?.”
-Chuck Schumer
MAGA is not a conservative movement. The definition of conservatism is defined by: Focusing on preserving existing institutions, authority, and order.
Does that sound like anything promoted by X?
Lord Jesus Emmanuel
Trump’s savvy decision to have SSA employees suggest that suicide is “one option” to overcome debt could pay big political dividends by distracting the country from the Jeffrey Epstein scandal and the Trump administration’s systemic corruption.
Bob Kennedy Wants You To Forget About Robert Jr
The black turtlenecks are back on. So is the drug addled voice. As the conspiracy theorist continues to avoid prison, he has adopted a new persona: devoted father.
In this Ohio town, it was tradition: meat and ferments for breakfast, do a little sexting with a political reporter, and then it’s down to the ol’ creek for a swim in the E. coli and fecal waste contaminated sewage water. But now the woke mob wants to take that all away.
Trump is simply a good businessman. And the fact that Biden didn’t make billions of the Presidency, just proves how dumb ol’ Joe is.
Article I Section 8 of the Constitution makes no mention of an informal declaration of war on an American city by the President. So it's difficult to see exactly what Democrats in blue states are upset about.
by Jonathan Turley
Idk, I feel like if you’re in this lineup, you’re probably a kook.