Eric in Crystal 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) (@erichantho)

Yeah you do!

09.03.2026 20:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

T-shirt sale ends in just a few hours! Get these tasteful designs while they're HOT mattbaume.dashery.com

08.03.2026 20:19 👍 34 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 1

Ok, but realize it's an hour shorter today

08.03.2026 14:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And look at his cake!

07.03.2026 18:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fight or "wrestle"?

05.03.2026 01:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My mom said her grandma would make a lard and onion sandwich.

04.03.2026 23:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait, Greece is next to Italy and Italy is right next to Switzerland ... you guys are neighbors!!

04.03.2026 18:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But what that cock do?

02.03.2026 03:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoa, that's big!

01.03.2026 18:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THE movie!

01.03.2026 18:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Twinkie defense

01.03.2026 17:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know it’s a small thing but consider patronizing a Persian restaurant or bakery this weekend (if you can). Our neighbors are probably feeling afraid…

28.02.2026 21:34 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

A cream filled Swissussy ... & cake, too!

27.02.2026 18:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Met and/or exceeded expectations

26.02.2026 23:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gołąbki!

26.02.2026 16:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Or is that what they advise on?

26.02.2026 15:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just bros being bros

25.02.2026 23:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder if it let's you use an Amazon pick up location address.

25.02.2026 21:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post.

We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts.

Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert.

Subscribe below.

25.02.2026 16:24 👍 7048 🔁 1770 💬 112 📌 165

a man in a white shirt and white pants is holding a ball ALT: a man in a white shirt and white pants is holding a ball

I think Bad Bunny should deliver the SOTU...

In Spanish with English subtitles.

25.02.2026 02:11 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

24.02.2026 23:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If my grandmother had wheels

24.02.2026 23:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Raise your hand if you're on vacation

24.02.2026 22:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is if you do it right!

23.02.2026 03:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It makes me think of the play actor misunderstanding and being upset with an audience member using a captioning device.
BAFTA needed to do more education as part of accommodation that I feel shouldn't involve segregation.
I empathize with all of them, and hope there was a satisfactory resolution.

23.02.2026 02:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is a PSA for str8 men everywhere—gay men LOVE dick. If you really want insanely awesome sexual experiences, get a gay buddy and work out what is and isn’t on the table.

We’re flexible that way.

22.02.2026 23:05 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

J'ai la même anniveraire de Paul Michael Glaser, le 25 mars.

21.02.2026 16:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BEFORE YOU BUY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THEY SUPPORT TRANSGENDER GIRLS AND REJECT DONATIONS FROM ANTI-TRANSGENDER ORGANIZATIONS, AND THEN BUY A COUPLE MORE BOXES @liteoal

21.02.2026 12:57 👍 62 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 0

Microwave cakes were even easier, I think (hope) they've died off because of quality.

21.02.2026 15:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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