Crush 🔞

Yo ligando:

someone please put a Pombon in cunty Regirock’s little purse nooooowwwww

pombon

Update on this, we’re very good friends now! I think it’s the first time I make a friend by meeting in person first as an adult (with crippling social anxiety). We clicked instantly, which feels completely insane.

Life has been so depressing lately, but this honestly makes me happy!

vacúnense chavas

2/14♥️

"pant, pant~" *thugs harder* 💙🧡
One of my favorite pieces for @dankestlariat.bsky.social
#furry #commission #nbdart

Remembering how in high school I had just read Les Misérables, was absolutely obsessed and wouldn’t shut up about it. Eventually my friend group developed this joke about the sequel just dropping: “Les Mis 2: Javert’s Zombie Revenge” and be like “Look down, Javert, he’s rising from his grave” lmao

grab my cock, eat my beans

honestly, mood, i too just wanna kiss my fish

I’d love to play a huge game of Blood on the Clocktower but I have like two friends with conflicting schedules

My brain punishes me every night before sleep by making me remember every mistake and cringe thing I’ve made, sinking me into a spiral of shame. Yet there are people supporting and defending actual confirmed pdf files and they sleep soundly. I hate this

I have never been someone too much into horror films or media, but the unfathomable crimes against humanity of the men who rule the world have become so batshit crazy that lately I’ve found comfort in finding the creepiest horror stories and videos I can, as I at least know for a fact that’s fiction

Yo: Pinche maestría me la pasé de la verga
También yo: ¿Y si hago el doctorado? 👀

What’s your gender according to Limp Bizkit’s Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle) (2000)?

> Lady
> Fella
> Person who doesn’t give a fuck
> Lover
> Hater
> Person who calls themself a player
> Hot mamma
> Pimp daddy
> Person rollin’ up in a Caddie
> Rocker
> Hip-hopper
> Someone around the world

As someone who often falls down the rabbit hole of reading Wikipedia pages for random shit, I fucking love how when a musician comes out as trans, editors immediately go change every single mention of their name and pronouns to the correct ones. Strength to Josie Scott in her journey in metal 🏳️‍⚧️

Ya que traigan otra vez a Atarashii Gakko! a la CDMX, pinche show hermoso en vivo

Feel like I’m going fucking crazy cause I got my left ball removed like 8 years ago because of cancer and ever since I’ve had phantom pain. Comes and goes from time to time but lately it’s going on so bad. Absolutely fucking sucks to not have one of my most sensible organs and still feel pain on it.

Damn bro the pump was crazy today

I wanna fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flan
You take me closer to god

So a few days ago I thought there was a big chance my cancer was back but yesterday I got all my studies done and now it seems like it’s not it. Yay for me but my body still went through the trauma of “damn the cancer is back” for two days and I feel like a little nauseous ugly rat with diarrhea.

I seduced a man in a Mega Hawlucha costume and we sucked face for literal hours. I can’t make this Mexican shit up 🇲🇽

Meet you at the Cum bus station

First time competing at a Pokémon Regional, wish me luck for tomorrow. Incineroar save me 😭

The conflicting ideas of needing to be a social animal while being terrified of being perceived are killing so many of my brain cells right now

Me then: sparkly gay boi
Me now: muscleman wannabe sparkly unsettling abomination

Los repartidores a mí:

Once again experiencing this but the toys are double the size unfortunately

Muchas gracias por escuchar! Jaja ensayando mucho todo se puede. Admito que me tardo bastante en coordinar para tocar en vivo 😅

Hey, muchas gracias! Lo aprecio mucho! Habrá nueva música el próximo mes 🥰