Hannah

I simply don't know what's worse: the time my Barnes & Noble became a cross fit gym or my Joann's becoming a Spirit Halloween.

Star Trek IV, the One with the Whales scene. Kirk is pictured in his Sydney Opera House undershirt/Red jacket uniform and standing on a Klingon ship. Background is dingy and greenish with red lights on instrument panes. Kirk's expression is like that thing when you eat way too much pasta and cheese and bread and then just want to lay down and sleep for a week. Closed caption reads, "This is an extremely primitive and paranoid culture."

why did this make me laugh

The image features the American flag in the background, with a prominent bald eagle, which is a national symbol of the United States, superimposed in the foreground. The text at the top reads "LAND OF THE FREE," and the text at the bottom reads "HOME OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST PRISON POPULATION." This juxtaposition of imagery and text seems to convey a critical commentary on the notion of freedom in the United States, highlighting the paradox of having a large prison population.

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope