You Can't Do That

#221: Wife War Podcast Episode · You Can't Do That · March 3 · 1h 15m

US: Everything sucks. Where will we ever find the strength to go on???
OUR DEAD WIFE SIDNEY CROSBY, GAZING AT US FROM UNDER THE SHEER BEDSHEET: [fond, bashful-yet-inspiring smile]

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Bonus #36: Olympics Special Report | You Can't Do That Get more from You Can't Do That on Patreon

We had more to say about the Olympics (shocker). Time for a ⚡ BONUS POD ⚡ www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

(BTW: Bonus pod feat. non-hockey Olympics chat will hit Patreon later today!)

#220: Livestreaming At The Bone Church Podcast Episode · You Can't Do That · 02/17/2026 · 59m

We're carrying a huge '90s boombox on our shoulder and it's blaring John Williams' Olympics theme "Summon the Heroes," baby!!!

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#219: Bobblehead Graveyard Podcast Episode · You Can't Do That · 02/04/2026 · 1h 6m

🚨 NEW EP: Who's afraid of Nathan MacKinnon's goal-scoring ferocity? Not us! NEVER us.

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#218: A Convenient European Podcast Episode · You Can't Do That · 01/20/2026 · 1h 15m

🚨 NEW EP: Here are some descriptions of NHL teams recently; tag yourself: Scoreless, riddled with karmic debt, public endorsers of the Streisand effect

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#217: Four Sauces, One Haircut — You Can't Do That "Power forward Miss Piggy."

Happy new year! Alt titles for this episode include "We're Sorry For What We Said About Heated Rivalry :(" and "Between Two Hats With Auston Matthews"

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Pals! We planned to record this past weekend, but several of us are fighting intense seasonal illnesses that just won't quit. We'll return with new episodes in the new year. Thank you for all your support (and patience with our Heated Rivalry takes lol) in 2025 - we'll be back soon 🫡❤️

#216: The Flower of His Pesthood — You Can't Do That "Sending love to Jan."

🚨NEW EP: In this basement we love cashews, cigarettes, & discussing with confidence things we know nothing about. Oh btw have you seen the big gay hockey show? Not the NHL, the other one

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#215: The Messarounds Podcast Episode · You Can't Do That · 11/25/2025 · 1h 8m

🚨 NEW EPISODE: The key priorities of this podcast are, as they have always been, 1. simping for Joe B & Locker, and 2. trying to remember the names and faces of players in the NHL.

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YCDT Halloween NHL 25

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#214: Chilly Dogg Podcast Episode · You Can't Do That · 11/11/2025 · 1h 36m

You know it's a happy hockey Halloween when u have so many parades to choose from: special boys, suffering teams, gay little sweaters. What bliss!

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#213: Forward-Facing Dingus — You Can't Do That "Living rent-free in your prison restaurant."

🚨 NEW EPISODE: We can't all be Judi Jupiter bewitching young hockeys with our chaotic vibes for the purposes of content creation, but gosh darn it, we're trying.

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#212: Eau du Knockoff — You Can't Do That "It's all just fine and NOT lies."

🚨 NEW EPISODE: Our favorite hockey doofuses are back and the schemes, lies, circumventions, heists, scampery, and mischief have begun. Plus: Astrology! Hot poly summer! Fashion show! Kuzy!!


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Official Trailer: Season 9 — You Can't Do That See you soon, nerds.

POD'S BACK*

*very soon!

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#211: Meme-Fodder Boys Podcast Episode · You Can't Do That · 06/25/2025 · 1h 19m

The Panthers secured their place in history, Jonathan Toews secured a spot on another hockey team (?!), and Danny Briere secured his place in gay heaven. Whatta way to end a season. IT'S EPISODE 211 🙏😹⤵️

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(TJ Oshie chose to wait until after we recorded this one to formally retire - we'll cover it in the next ep!)

#210: Recreational Kvetching You Can't Do That · Episode

There's a battle of toxic confidence a-brewin' in this Stanley Cup Final. We've got our handshake opinions dialed in and our tarot cards at the ready. It's EPISODE 210 🤝😜⤵️

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#209: Open For Swedeness Podcast Episode · You Can't Do That · 05/21/2025 · 1h 32m

The Caps may be out of the playoffs, but at least they're not the Toronto Maple Leafs lmaooooo 😭 Now THAT team is a rich text. And like a book club, we're ready to assess. It's EPISODE 209 ⚰️🍁🚪

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#208: Limber Groin You Can't Do That · Episode

We're recapping Round 1 and looking Round 2 right in the eye* (*a reference that is NOT stale; we recorded this episode during the Met Gala), it's EPISODE 208 1⃣🥇☝️

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#207: A Slightly Different Time Loop You Can't Do That · Episode

WE'RE NOT SCARED OF THE GHOSTS OF 2010. DON'T WRITE IN THE NEWSPAPER THAT WE'RE SCARED OF THE GHOSTS OF 2010. IT'S EPISODE 207 👻😅⤵️

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Bonus #35: 2025 Playoffs Tarot | You Can't Do That Get more from You Can't Do That on Patreon

🚨 New bonus segment is live for patrons! Our playoffs preview ep drops tomorrow, but we felt a few key matchups justified further insights from the tarot deck www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

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"let's do a minisode," we said. "maybe like 20 minutes" we said

#206: Spiders Ovi — You Can't Do That "Euthanasia like a horse."

🚨 EMERGENCY POD 🚨🚨🚨 DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW WHY!! IT'S EPISODE 206 ⤵️🦅

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We're recording an emergency pod rn lol. IT COULDN'T WAIT

ovi please listen and tell me what you think about my idea of holding off on getting your last record breaking goal so that gretzky has to go on an unending work trip

#205: The Coachmancy You Can't Do That · Episode

Our favorite aging sluts the Washington Capitals are prepping for the playoffs with that classic mix of comedy losses, theater kid energy, and a brand new boy. It's EPISODE 205 💡👶

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