Not de craw

He's not angry about being implicated. He's angry about not getting his piece of the action.

I would argue it’s not regime change if they can keep using the same monogrammed cufflinks

And I think that's me, a couple dozen heads to your right.

What a waste of protoplasm.

I'm getting tired of all this "we didn't vote for this" heifer dust. Yes, you did. You're just pissed off that it's affected you personally.

Way to win those hearts and minds, guys.

What do you mean? We've ALWAYS been at war with Eastasia.

If I were that ignorant of how my organization - of which I'm CEO - operates, I'd go to great lengths to hide it.

These guys have truly mastered the "ready, fire, aim!" approach to ops and plans.

Abraham Lincoln & his favorite Stratocaster. Photo taken by Keith Richards. 😎

I just saw the face of God.

I've watched enough curling this week that I should be skip for the US team.

He hadn't strapped anybody to the business end of a cannon and fired it.

Yet.

Since it was possible to fire a serving military officer, which is effectively what a USCG pilot is.

Take his personal army away from him while you can, you stupid, stupid assholes. You’re like an armadillo playing dead in the middle of the road so the semi won’t hurt you

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

If calling a state secret police agent a murderer for committing murder will lead to more murder by the state secret police, it sure seems like the problem is with the secret police

I haven't been able to listen to Ripple since that day in 95. Now it's gonna be even harder.

Oh, man, this one hurts too. RIP Bobby Wier. Say hey to Jerry for me.

When I think about elections in 2026 and 2028, presuming we have them, my main thought is that we have to get this right. And by right I don’t only mean we have to win, but we have to elect people who will enact reforms on the whole system, not just slightly back away from fascism.

Older photo of Dolly Parton holding a kitten. Dolly is wearing a flowy purple garment. The kitten is back with white mittens

There’s so much Miller on the timeline, cleansing with Dolly Parton and a cat ✨

The thing about Venezuela is that we need to see the Epstein Files.

People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.

Oh, sure, when the amp has a flat response it's cool, but when I do it I'm being passive-aggressive.

Eugenics. Survival of the fittest. He's trying to breed ubermenchen. And those of us who are sickly or frail, bummer but we don't belong in the gene pool.

I wish I was kidding.

a man with a mustache wearing a hat and a suit Alt: a man (Paul Newman) with a mustache wearing a hat and a suit. He's sweeping a finger across his nose in the universal gesture for "Hello, fellow con artist."

If you nose, you nose.

That the song told it better in much less time.

Xmas brunch of Grossman's bagels and Nova lox, all the trimmings; homemade pumpkin pie; dinner will be takeout Chinese. Trying that place on Piner/Marlowe. Zero guilt here.