Kel

K.Dot said fuck your afternoon meetings it's Friday fuck dat job sksksksksksks

Anyone: You know there’s other female vocalists out—

Kendrick: ANYWAYS, GET MY BITCH SZA IN THE BOOTH AND SHUT UP BUSTER

People call you at 6 am and ask are you sleep. Nah im outside on the trampoline

We can’t eat a damn thing in this country this is ridiculous

If you have stretch marks on your ass I love you🥹

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

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#blacksky won

Fruitvale Station

“Bluesky is an echo chamber!”

Our Reply: Echo chamber? Nah, we prefer to call it surround sound for facts.

I’m assuming everyone I follow voted for Kamala, RIGHT?

The energy definitely shifted in the right direction and if they don’t make him the Head coach they need to find someone with his energy who will keep him on the staff

Now watching

I was hoping for a top 5 pick but if they keep winning at least we may have found our next head coach

I shoulda called out

a man wearing a fur coat and a red hat says i hope all the bad things in life happen to you ALT: a man wearing a fur coat and a red hat says i hope all the bad things in life happen to you

If you cuddled up with your boo tonight I hope your knee caps fall off

How I like my women

If your laid up tonight I hope the ceiling fan falls on y’all

Doechii is going to be a damn superstar in 2025

This game ending in a tie would be hilarious 😂

Everything is wild💀💀

Tf we do to you?

Please get Brian Kelly tf away from LSU this is embarrassing 🤦🏾‍♂️

This app is still very young. It went from 6 million users to 15 million. Of course it’s gonna glitch. Hush and let them fix it.

MAGA literally has a whole app Elon made just for them called X so idk why they even on here 🤣

FUCK TRUMP ! FUCK VANCE! FUCK MAGA AS A STAFF, ADMINISTRATION, AND A MUTHAFUCKING CREW!