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Why do so many dudes think that threesomes will fix their marriages/relationships?

#TedLasso is the wholesomeness I need right now.

Felt good today. 💛

Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary WASHINGTON—In what may be their first apology issued for the behavior of a Cabinet member, White House officials reportedly apologized to a foreign dignitary Tuesday after the man was bitten by a rabi...

Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary

I’m one of the whitest people I know, but even I
1) wouldn’t cheat and
2) get caught on a #Coldplay concert’s kiss cam.

You ever just cry in your room while listening to Third Eye Blind’s "God of Wine”?

I’m still here, lol.

Am I wearing this dress, or is the dress wearing me? 🤔

#ootd

Y’all know Venom is a freak.

If he wipes.

JD Vance looks like he drags his ass on the ground to wipe it.

@cassidyb.bsky.social challenged me to draw a #goomba from memory, and out came this grumpy dingleberry.

I see a lot of cishet white dudes writing ”no drama" on their #dating profiles.

Cowards.

Talking about #monsterfucking on my poly discord. Just another Friday afternoon.

Happy Friday!

You’re pretty extra…EXTRAORDINARY. 💘

🍓 #OOTD

People’s actions matter.

Got in my head, and it’s hard to get out.

Barely 7 am, and my head is heavy. These are weird and scary times.

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

#ootd #truckercore

Jessy | Substack Silly plus-sized NB (they/them) queerdo goblin, with a side of feral muppet. Writing about the threads that make up my tapestry of a life: spirituality, polyamory, job hunting, whatever.

Anyone else on #substack?

A girl just flirted with me, help.
#gaypanic

Would anyone be interested if I wrote a blog about #dating faux pas that I commonly see?

Listening to #RageAgainstTheMachine while drinking peppermint tea from my sloth mug.

For those of us who are disabled or prohibited from protesting for any reason, here are ways we can help.

I can’t take a service dog to a protest, it’s unsafe for him but also for others around us.

I can do some of these.

Interview today.

#ootd

I’m now at that age where people say that I don’t look my age.

I wonder if sitting in the car to scroll the phone is a popular pastime in every country.
🤔

New #SabrinaCarpenter album cover has people feeling some kind of way.