Mike Tanier

They're cutting salary or something. Turns out they aren't the geniuses they thought they were.

Tyler Linderbaum has clearly already agreed to terms somewhere and teams know it. Giants?

Yes, but it's complicated.

Musical centers.

The Sultans of Swing were an English pub Dixieland band whose members were Guitar George, Harry and "the man."

Knofler later improved as a lyricist.

Dire Straits songs have melodies?

Bonus points for writing a song about them which is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Dixieland jazz.

If he's comfortable with open tunings, George should be able to quickly come up with a way of fingering any named chord!

You expect a Frankenstein monster, zombies and ghouls to execute dance moves properly? Cmon man.

He's in a bar band though. Can't stop for 15 minutes to retune to open g.

No! In addition to being racist, sexist and homophobic, he hated anyone playing guitar on MTV! George and Harry would have pissed him off

Then stop fooling around in the corner and go to a different bar!

Wait, they had an electric camel drum too?

Not at all. They did the Mash. It only became the Monster Mash by virtue of their status as monsters.

Maybe Harry plays piano, not guitar? Honky-tonk as a style is usually associated with piano. But piano players in bar bands aren't expected to make a fancy scene.

What kind of band are the Sultans of Swing anyway? They play jazz, dixie, honky-tonk and creole, have 2 guitars and at least 1 trumpet, have swing in their name and are English.

That's the second chord in the verse! He's gotta know it!

Guitar George probably knew more chords than Knofler's brother, who played rhythm on that album!

Like, if he knows the finger patterns for major,minor, 7th, major 7th, suspended 4th and 9th, diminished and augmented, he's got 'em!

He might. There's a finite number of guitar chords, based around a few finger configurations up and down the fretboard.

Thanks! It got tricky sorting through their moves.

Lions appear to be falling apart.

Rashan Gary deleted the IG post in which he said goodbye to Green Bay.

At the end of the Chargers off-season preview, which is free, there's an index with links to the other 31 previews!

Los Angeles Chargers Offseason Preview Can the Chargers get better by getting healthier? Can Mike McDaniel finally unlock Justin Herbert's full potential? Haven't we been asking questions like these about the Chargers for a decade?

Justin Herbert is the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

The exciting conclusion to the Too Deep Zone 32-team offseason previews!

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good one!

Undershirts for men! "It Happened One Night!"

The Rams and star S Kam Curl have agreed to terms on a new deal to keep him in Los Angeles before free agency, per The Insiders.

He gets a 3-year, $36M contract with a max value of $39M in a deal done by Milk and Honey Sports. A big week for LA’s secondary.

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