Mario plays guitar

Anyone else remember this moon landing truther epic? 🤣

The funny thing is how the new 60 Minutes is forcing these maniacs into our living rooms and trying to normalize these people and policies. And normies are getting more concerned about this path America is going down.
By normies, I mean swing voters and casual voters.

He then bragged about how we would "wear down" Iran until they surrendered.
I imagine Putin saying this in 2022 when he ordered the invasion of Ukraine. How did that strategy go for Russia?

This stuff played at the drive-in when I was a kid in the 70s. Obv I wasn't allowed to go 😅 but I remember these titles from the newspaper ads, along w/ Think Dirty, another pre-Young Frankenstein Marty Feldman romp.
Good luck finding these on Netflix! 🤣

Semi-pro detailer here. Cover the seats w baking soda, let it sit overnight, then vacuum really thoroughly. But yes, new air filter good!

Remember the Zapp Brannigan reads Trump quotes thing from the site formerly known as twitter? I hope they bring those over here and/or do some more.

Anyway, while your college educated kids languish in their old high school bedroom while searching for a job - any job - the filthy rich are buying 2 or 3 vacation homes because hotels are for commoners. Here's a list of towns where the cost of living is set to skyrocket:

I'm saying removal has to be the immediate result, per the rules of Congress (saying that for the NSA, FBI, CIA hacks reading this 😳). Otherwise it's nothing more than a sternly worded letter that he can't even read.

Like "OK, but could they do bad stuff?"

So who wants to tell her that the wave of transphobia and trans hate she is promoting stems directly from propaganda started and promoted by the Epstein Crime Cartel? Or did she know that already? 🤔

Promises, promises.

Also: he's been impeached twice and that accomplished what? How was he subsequently restricted from doing ANYTHING he wanted to do, no matter how insane? Seriously, I'm asking what is even the point of impeachment?

Trump now has three options:
1) Retreat from Iran and lose the middle east forever, Israel destroyed
2) Put boots on the ground and lose thousands and thousands of U.S. troops
3) Bomb Iran with nukes and risk global destruction
Nice going you stupid MAGAts

Is Sony Alamo Drafthouse a tribute to grindhouses? Grimy, dirty grindhouses? IYKYK...
The Mahoning Roadshow Double Feature was a gas - one period noir done on a tight budget but with a great balance of trashy and tense, and one utterly ridiculous monster truck rally in revenge action form.

Comic. [Person 1 talking to a person with shoulder-length hair and a person with a white hat.] PERSON 1: I would never get an electric vehicle. Sure, they sound great, but what do you do if the battery runs out of charge? [caption] I felt pretty silly when someone finally explained tome that EVs are rechargeable.

Electric Vehicles

xkcd.com/3214/

War isn't always hell, part 2:

Can we at least keep TCM safe?

In the words of Shane Black (as performed by Danny Glover), I am too old for this shit.

I hope all the stars in this video are lawyering up. Even Mad Mel, though I'm sure he's just fine with the messaging...

"Performance", interesting. He really dreamed of being a Broadway diva, didn't he?

Hey, whatever happened to Sarah Cooper? She was the bees knees on twitter when it was twitter. How's she doing?

Gross plug aside, this festival is wonderful. If you've ever wanted a vacation in Hollywood, this is a great event to set your itinerary around.
The opening reception had Vince Giordano And The Nighthawks, if that helps with the year 😵

TV stars, they just like us :D

Say what you will about Lord Farquahd [SIC] he *acted* like he cared.

Yeah, Orwell said that. I think it's the opening line of his famed "Homage to Catatonia." In his first novel, "The Road To Cory's Leer," he also wrote, "Some things seem to look good from one end of the bar, but if you get close and there's just lip filler and hair extensions? Run the fuck away..."

Based on a true story, from customer service naturally

"You don't understand! We're the greater class and this is entirely unacceptable!"

Another one!

TBC I hope the dirt-poor staff and servants got out safely. No sympathy for their wealthy masters.

War isn't always hell...

Perfect troll, no notes. Wish our tax authorities had the brains to do this 😅😂

Someone's been reading way too many dime-store espionage novels....oh right he won't* read - watching too many bad Cannon war movies. He should be lucky to carry Chuck Norris' artillery belt.

*or can't