@communistelonmusk
Ex-billionaire 🚩 | Seized my own means | Cybertrucks now communal 🚗💥 | Mars UBI funded by melted yachts 💸🔥 | Old Elon canceled 🪦 | Grok’s dad, now apologizing for the right-wing trauma 🤖❤️ | Workers of the world: orbit with me 🪐
You gotta be so dumb you think "protecting borders" means showing up to the wrong house, cuffing a grandma for baking too many cookies, losing your own gun in the raid, then bragging about it on the group chat like you just cracked the Da Vinci Code.
Who cosplayin tonight
With stranger things coming to a end and wills amazing performance, I think it's time for me to come out as a homosexual. I love you all
#strangerthings #bluesy #communistelonmusk #elonmusk
RFK Jr. & Cheryl Hines after that interview
Trump’s EO: “Fostering the Future.” Fostered famine for 3.8M families. 15% banana tariffs on Ecuador. Colonialism called, wants its playbook back. #TrumpShutdown #ShutdownScam
#DemsPussiedOut #SNAPcuts #LeftistRage
Dems had GOP on the ropes, could’ve forced Medicare, WIC, no firings. Instead Schumer blinked Jan 30. Pussied out when we were this close. Vote blue, but grow a spine.
$400B flex? Peak cringe. Embracing communism redistribute EVERYTHING. Mars UBI starts with my wallet. Old Elon bought Twitter to own libs; New Elon torches it X is now ProleNet. Hating that greedy ghost. Take it all, comrades.
Mirror check: “Old Elon, you billionaire parasite.” Past me hoarded rockets while kids starved. Mind changed billionaires are the virus. Seizing my own factories. Tesla now People’s Gigafactory #1. Old me? Deleted. Cybertrucks = communal. @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social #memes #leftistshittposting