𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐍𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫𝐬

I am in this window and my browsers are pigeon rescues, horse rescues, and mini goats.

There is a three day window in my cycle where I am really really sad that I haven’t rescued all the animals yet.

Admittedly there have been times where I have chosen a complicated costume immediately after smoking and it has been confusing 🤣

Work is the most appropriate place for me to smoke 💃🏻 💨 ✨ 😂

😂 I used to smoke every day, but would take breaks. I’m very much a social smoker so if I’m on my own it’s quite rare for me to smoke. I did, however, smoke a lot in the pandemic by myself. I’d just work out for an entire afternoon because I was stoned and I had nothing else to do and it felt good.

Haha I did, but only after doing a bunch of very responsible things. And I took literally two tokes and then was done. I think I’m not just semi retired, I think I’m mostly retired 😆

Yeah, I definitely appreciated a good chunk of Years but there was a lack of psychological horror past a certain point and the ending was very… What❔❔ for me. I don’t need something to be a lot of gore to be horrific, but I need it to fuck with me- I like my brain to be provoked.

The only thing giving me structure is my four pets and the need to edit photos. My willpower is in the hands of a bird, two rabbits, and a dog. Dicey times. 😆

Okay I’m so curious to watch this. I loved the first movie, second hit pretty hard but kinda lost me, it just stopped feeling scary? When I saw the preview for The Bone Temple I felt like this could be either complete nonsense or somehow redeem it for me.

The bf is away and the temptation to drink coffee and smoke weed and work out all day is suddenly very very strong.
K I consider myself a semi retired stoner at this point because I only smoke maybe six times a month and only at the club. But it’s so temptingggg…. 👀

i have watched the shooter's video. it's going to make you way the fuck madder.

If you aren’t up to date on what Grok has been prompted to do by oh so many men, and what Musk’s response has been, do yourself a favor and look into it, then ask yourself if maybe we aren’t angry enough.

Not that I post much there anymore but I am absolutely deleting my X account. I cannot have any of myself supporting that monstrosity anymore. I feel like every social media platform we navigate is some level of flaming garbage pile floating down a river of poison, but that one stinks the most.

For the record, I don’t hate men. I just think everyone else, in general, is way cooler.

But I will say every time I get a vibe from a man in the front row and I suspect Toronto, and he confirms, the vibe is bad.

Ew why is this plane just full of men. Is that why Toronto is so awful??

Perceive I am formidable and strong! (Please don’t talk to me, I’m nervous)

Low key one of my favorite things about flying is going through security, taking off my coat, and everyone seeing how muscular I am 💪 one of the rare civilian moments where I enjoy being perceived.

They’re the best at it! They’ve had the most practice and they know all the history and sore spots! 🫠

No why did you have to bring it up ! I was in a fantasy and now it’s over. 😞

Okay now I definitely will watch it. I mean I was already going to because NIN did the sound track and that was enough for me but a piece about grief and purpose and commentary on AI woven in somehow? I’m in.

At this point it might be hell but we all know that’s where the cool people are. Also the worst people. Ah well!

Sex work is 1000% more honorable and socially beneficial than working as an ICE agent.

It’s how I ensure the checkups go well.

Nicky stands profile, face turned towards the viewer. She is in a two piece leopard print silk costume consisting of a flowing long skirt and a cropped fitted blouse. She wears green ostrich feathers in her hair and has shiny gold platform Pleasers on her feet. Her right hand is holding the pole, her arm lifted above her head. Her left hand holds her skirt outwards from her body. She stands on the Penthousr Stage when it was hardwood flooring, in front of a red velvet curtain. Her lips are red, her auburn hair is long, and she has bangs. She is making direct eye contact with the viewer and looks fierce.

I’d post stuff to my IG but lol IG kicked me off so here we are, scattered all over my remaining social media accounts, and anyways this is the old version of the costume and I can’t wait for the BRAND NEW UPGRADE 🤩 @fayehavoc.bsky.social losing sleep for my nonsense like clockwork twice a year.

Okay so on Sunday I’m bringing back an act that has been with me for a long time but got put on the back burner due to Irreconcilable Music Differences™️ between me and my manager and it’s important for y’all to know that I don’t think the g string could get any smaller.

A pika sits on a mossy rock.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

Attend in person here: retrostrxpshow.eventbrite.com

Or virtually here because yes we have a live stream for those who can’t be there in person!
retrostrxplivestream.eventbrite.com

It’s happening !! Retro Strip Show is coming back on August 31st! The early bird tickets sold out immediately 🥲 I can’t explain how grateful I am to be able to have such an amazing audience every year. This gorgeous video is from last year by @bcdproductions.bsky.social
Ticket link below!

I laughed too hard