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Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.

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Me in AA: “I can’t stop eating ass!!!”

07.03.2026 09:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Look at my big gross president

07.03.2026 03:34 👍 299 🔁 22 💬 29 📌 18
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Yo is that DJ POTUS!?

07.03.2026 03:35 👍 82 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 1

everyone is wrong. breaking bad is about how the x files would be better if it was about making drugs

07.03.2026 09:30 👍 47 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 2

MULDER: ever heard of the meth alien?

07.03.2026 09:31 👍 104 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 0

centipede: *walking by*

Ariel: whoa what’d you trade

07.03.2026 03:09 👍 236 🔁 45 💬 1 📌 0

I keep hearing MacArthur park whatever I go. I can’t help but suspect I know who is responsible for this

07.03.2026 09:33 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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07.03.2026 09:15 👍 42 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1

The more I look at this the more I think its a perfect distillation of the idiocy of platner defenders-- he is not owed *any* rehabilitation, but people *do* see him as like a movie character or neighbor or relative who they want to rehab, but guys... hes a stranger running for fucking senator (1/?)

07.03.2026 09:07 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

Walt was just a guy that fell prey to poasters madness

07.03.2026 09:05 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Is it you!!!?!?!?

07.03.2026 09:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me falling to my knees: “TEACH ME”

07.03.2026 08:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Body of Lies (5/10) Movie CLIP - Be a Good Muslim (2008) HD
Body of Lies (5/10) Movie CLIP - Be a Good Muslim (2008) HD YouTube video by Movieclips

There’s so much wrong with all of this not least a case of brown face with mark strong but look I’m sorry this is one of the coolest fucking scenes ever

07.03.2026 08:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wisdom!

07.03.2026 08:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I agree with this! I think the director later tried to blame everyone else but no, bad movie!

07.03.2026 08:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Yeah I read this already actually and think I disagree? Did you root against Edward Norton's character trying to reform himself and his family in American History X?
That said, your example appears moot, since I'm told evidence suggests he's not changed bsky.app/profile/john...
Yeah haven't seen this. Why hasn't this been reported in MSM?
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John were you rooting for Edward Norton in American history X?
Hey man, I know it feels so good to do gotchas on here, but you know what I meant, and I don't appreciate it. Unfollowing and disengaging. Hope you can have fun at someone else's expense

Yeah I read this already actually and think I disagree? Did you root against Edward Norton's character trying to reform himself and his family in American History X? That said, your example appears moot, since I'm told evidence suggests he's not changed bsky.app/profile/john... Yeah haven't seen this. Why hasn't this been reported in MSM? 1 ••• Return of the Cmonma... @cmon... • 35m John were you rooting for Edward Norton in American history X? Hey man, I know it feels so good to do gotchas on here, but you know what I meant, and I don't appreciate it. Unfollowing and disengaging. Hope you can have fun at someone else's expense

I LOVE THIS TOWNI

I LOVE THIS TOWNI

07.03.2026 08:46 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

No John come back!!!! Tell me more about your favorite movies!!!

07.03.2026 08:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

John do you want your local dog catcher to have Nazi tattoos?

07.03.2026 08:41 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sexy Elliot Gould with Grover

Sexy Elliot Gould with Grover

The worst part about that movie was how they made Elliot Gould a nerd in it

07.03.2026 08:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Second hot take: we talk a lot (maybe not enough) about reading literacy but we should talk about every other kind of literacy.

Like media literacy. Because there is a crisis there too.

07.03.2026 08:36 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 1

Anyway yall this man will never beat Collins lol like you should really pick Mills up there in Maine

07.03.2026 08:36 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I’m so blessed is the thing.

07.03.2026 08:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This website is cooking some dubious ass food

07.03.2026 08:32 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

PEOPLE 👏 CAN 👏 CHANGE 👏👏👏

07.03.2026 08:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So we've gone from "He didn't know it was a Nazi symbol" to "Sure he's a FORMER Nazi, but he's saying that he's not one any more"?

07.03.2026 08:31 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

YES!

07.03.2026 08:30 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Star I literally responded “no I wouldn’t vote for Edward Norton from American history X for United States senate”

07.03.2026 08:30 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t think Derek Vinyard should be a Senator either

07.03.2026 08:28 👍 36 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

Some men have a thing for “crazy eyes”

07.03.2026 08:29 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0