mammon

buttermilk
eggs
syrup
dr pepper

i'm interested in running to the store for a few things

i promise to make it easy for you/be a real asshole about it

i'm excited to someday block you all

my evil days of being evil are over. from here on out i shall be beloved

you guys should check out pillion

collin's dad in pillion:

/r/thriftygifting

/u/3footlocks

what should I (29) get my husband (32) for Christmas? We don’t have a lot of money and he already has a beautiful gold pocket watch

UPDATE: thanks for the advice, found a buyer for my hair! so excited for DH to unwrap his watch chain

UPDATE 2: fuck you guys

peaky blinders gun to head meme

if anybody rightfully points out that this is actually pre-renaissance i'll literally die

i know what the rare exceptions are, i was just looking it up to make sure everybody else knows

The Devil's Bargain

haloed men snoozing in a renaissance painting, a detail from a depiction of christ in the garden of gethsemane

me and the boys when 3pm hits

solo museum trip without headphones should come with a medal of honor

FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF

1. 𝗗𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗮𝗹 - "It can't be true!"
2. 𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 - "This is so unfair!"
3. 𝗛𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗽 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗯 - "Eight shots of D'Usse, please."
4. 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲 - "I'd kill my mother to hit it once."
5. 𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗜𝘁 𝗢𝗳𝗳 𝗡𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘆 𝗦𝘁𝘆𝗹𝗲 - "You snapped it! Drop the other half in milk. Oh god. Oh my god!"

wikiHow You generally shouldn't tell someone they have diaper butt, with rare exceptions.

gee willikers, asshole

i'm testing all my joints rn and looking satisfied

oil breakfast

i wasn't picking my nose bro i was pushing all that shit further up

oh hell yeah actually yeah. yeah!!

👆teacher's pet mentality

i like red eyes because you never have to brush your teeth

there's a plane of legend where one man sits in a small stall near the back and the rest of the cabin is his bathroom

my iphone 15 is IP68, i woulda dunked

that's my fave pokemon

i think that as well and it makes me mad

sure i take a long time on my craft projects but i also do a bad job

must have a powerful knock