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Tom Bennett

@newmanstings

Pretender, Dreamweaver, "Croydons' Most Improved Tweeter 2017" #HouseOfTheDragon #AfterLife #LoveAndFriendship #PhoneShop #Rocketman #OFAHMusical Winkface emoji! Here for it!

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World's Dumbest People Think They Can Solve the Nancy Guthrie Ransom Case With Grok

It’s happening again.

11.02.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 1919 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 22

it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.

09.02.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 10388 πŸ” 2585 πŸ’¬ 218 πŸ“Œ 80

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

08.02.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 17926 πŸ” 5443 πŸ’¬ 245 πŸ“Œ 258

We gotta come up with a better system than β€œeverything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

04.02.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 26881 πŸ” 6378 πŸ’¬ 385 πŸ“Œ 224

this is what really killed the place even before the nazis fully took over

the Venn diagram of β€œpeople willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and β€œpeople capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side

03.02.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 4649 πŸ” 836 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 11

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

02.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 9257 πŸ” 1667 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 25

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

30.01.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 13083 πŸ” 2170 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 54
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

28.01.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 97510 πŸ” 40895 πŸ’¬ 4301 πŸ“Œ 5366

Jude Law will be too expensive, I can perform Cockney duties for a fraction of the price!

29.01.2026 08:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.

28.01.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 12686 πŸ” 5601 πŸ’¬ 279 πŸ“Œ 444
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

27.01.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 12127 πŸ” 2159 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 47
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Oi you! Yes you!
Did you grow up the β€˜80’s?
Do you remember Opal Fruits & Verucca socks?
Do you like Alan Carr?
Do you love the Football?
Are you a fan of my particular brand of bullshit?
Then watch all episodes of Changing Ends on ITV NOW!!!

17.12.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Randall and Hopkirk Deceased, very good!

03.12.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I remember, how you doing? Thought I’d pop back over here it’s a bin fire over there!

03.12.2025 00:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dis fuckin’ guy tho! #ChangingEnds ITV

02.12.2025 19:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheers Daniel!

02.12.2025 19:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice to see you, to see you…

05.02.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to β€˜Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.

05.02.2025 13:10 πŸ‘ 584 πŸ” 155 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 15

Content I’m here for!

05.02.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s me Strove, nice to see you!

09.01.2025 08:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t waste all my time at The Cock Inn!

21.12.2024 10:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why Thankyou! How delightful!

21.12.2024 10:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry - are we just allowed to set up companies that aren't legally affordable? What are you? Thames Water? If you can't pay for what you use, you don't get to use it. You get to make money off the back of the work of people whom you don't pay? Get absolutely fucked. Go disrupt your own anus.

19.12.2024 13:51 πŸ‘ 749 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 7
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Made a Dragon Egg Vase! #hotd #ceramics #UlfsACraftyBitch

20.12.2024 16:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

You dun know!

05.12.2024 15:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guys, if you move quickly Sainsbury’s has still got some ice left!

28.11.2024 10:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Flatterers by Pieter Brueghel the Younger. Basically lots of little people looking inside a bumflap

The Flatterers by Pieter Brueghel the Younger. Basically lots of little people looking inside a bumflap

Sneaking back to X for a quick look around

19.11.2024 08:52 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Used to do a pretty good Bellamy back in the playground!

19.11.2024 09:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems alright here…for now!!!

19.11.2024 09:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0