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Old for trees. Multifannish, queer, they/them. siempre como la culebra. https://archiveofourown.org/users/dangercupcake (If you've been in fandom more than 15 years, you may also know me as lalejandra and/or octette.)

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This was literally the first thing I ever learned about Jungkook when I finally started getting into BTS, and I have never gotten over it.

And I never will.

06.03.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I truly feel like I'm never going to be able to make words with my mouth again. I am going to open my mouth, think about this, and just stand there gaping.

06.03.2026 18:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ty ty!!!! I'm gonna look after work!!!

06.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that my local Dunkin now has banana syrup is the best thing to happen to me all week, beating out all BTS content (incl honey thighs) as well as the corned beef sandwich I ate yesterday. Only very slightly comes in ahead of the sour pickle, though. #food

06.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The honey thighs murdered me where I sat and I am posting from beyond the grave.

06.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can still pay for proton with cash, and if you do that, your information can't be given because they don't have any of your information.

06.03.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vulcans.

06.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They'll probably record it and send it around.

05.03.2026 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my god??? That sounds awful. I definitely get nausea and stomach pain but nothing like that ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Are you going to the listening session next week? Maybe other people are experiencing that?

05.03.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ty!!! I'm excited about this, I guess it will happen tomorrow!

05.03.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg perfect thank youuuuuu <3

05.03.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I had this problem last year too)

05.03.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish there was a way to see all the FTH offerings that have no bids yet. Is there? I haven't seen one, and I can't imagine anyone is actually keeping track -- are they?

I would really prefer to bid on folks who have no bids yet :|

05.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible.

05.03.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm doing a lot of accounting work today, so I'm also reading about tomb murals in Korea and non confrontational strategies to negotiate queer desire in traditional families in mainland China. And I have open a 73-page diss about "LGBTQ+" activism in post-2020 China. Stretching my brain.

05.03.2026 14:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is Jingyi/Jiang Cheng to me.

05.03.2026 12:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want one of those really good chewy salty NYC pretzels from the 80s and 90s, not this new super pretzel bullshit.

05.03.2026 01:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh huh. I haven't had bloodwork done since I started, maybe I'll go see my gp for my overdue physical (๐Ÿ˜ฌ) and ask.

But yeah, still interested in what the nutritionist says!!

03.03.2026 22:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am supposed to be working but instead I'm taking a break to read all 33 pages of bylaws for the Korean Bar Association. I need enrichment in my enclosure.

03.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I forgot how annoying it is to import things to squidgeworld ๐Ÿ˜ญ

03.03.2026 14:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please please share their answer!! I am so interested to know this.

03.03.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wonder how they are justifying asking people to eat this much protein calories. Like... Shouldn't there be a cap at some point???

03.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That still puts me at 145 kg per day, which is still more protein calories than I eat in all food in the entire day so I've decided to simply put this entirely out of my mind, since the recommendation is simply not feasible for me.

Although I ~would love to eat 24 oz of steak every single day.

02.03.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Howdy!!! They got back to me with a link to the nutrition webinar (which I have not watched) and the recommendation of .8 - 1.0 mg per kg.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nVY...

02.03.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
dangercupcake - Auction #1 - FTH 2026 Contributor Page See dangercupcake's works <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/dangercupcake" target="_blank">here</a>!<br /><br />Questions for the creator? Reach out to them via Bluesky (<a href="https://bsky...

My FTH offering is podfic of up to 20k words for various kpop, mdzs/cql, and check please.

fth2026offerings.dreamwidth.org/257005.html

02.03.2026 16:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

+1

02.03.2026 16:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no idea how people who write time travel fix it stories manage to figure out how the future cascades from the change point because I am freaking struggling.

Possibly it's bc when I think about my own life, I don't see any. Where could I make a fix-it difference? I don't think anywhere.

02.03.2026 10:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was told today "you can just eat eggs" by a weight lifter friend and like -- 100g of protein is 17 eggs, no one is eating 17 eggs!!

02.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is so hard. I seem to average about 30 g of protein per day, and that's only if I scrupulously count every single bit, like the splash of oat milk in my coffee and the five fries the baby shoved in my mouth. Frustrating as hell.

02.03.2026 02:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: oh look it's a steam train in the snow!

5 yr old, witheringly: that's a steam ENGINE.

youtu.be/kmbO9jUQXIw

01.03.2026 20:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0