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Emma del Valle

@perfectthoughts

Writer, historical gore enthusiast, crane operator, ER doctor, firing squad survivor. Used to be merman_melville. Watch Strip Law or they’ll put me back in the oubliette!!

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Gordon Ramsay saying, finally some good fucking news

Gordon Ramsay saying, finally some good fucking news

03.03.2026 00:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The attack was so successful it killed even more people than we intended to kill, which is good

02.03.2026 05:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been name searching strip law every half hour on here for a week and it’s making me even more crazy

28.02.2026 00:18 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My favorite pose to draw

27.02.2026 21:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just found this art I did for an old pitch that’s too weird to go anywhere and I kind of love it

27.02.2026 21:36 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

True crime’s a grey area for me! I’m more into like… gangrene

26.02.2026 19:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses
"The legislature did not include a grace period."
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Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period." ERIN REED FEB 25, 2026 88 5 21 Share Kansas Sate Capitol // farzinvousoughian

1. Numerous transgender people in Kansas are reporting that the state has sent them a letter demanding the immediate surrender of drivers licenses.

Those driving could be arrested, charged, and see privileges revoked.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

26.02.2026 01:06 👍 6352 🔁 3477 💬 239 📌 913

Can’t break NDA

26.02.2026 05:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Starting it now. So far, exactly what I needed.

25.02.2026 22:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve never heard of this one! I’ll check it out.

25.02.2026 21:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stiff’s very fun, that’s where I read about the drunk grave robber whose diary described a rotten cadaver as “Thing Bad.” I also can’t remember the book where I found out about Mary Toft and now it’s driving me crazy!

25.02.2026 21:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s your grossest historical nonfiction book/podcast rec I desperately need something gnarly

25.02.2026 19:36 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

It’s my dream to one day live on normal avenue. Also multiple cities have one and I’ve been obsessed with that for at least 10 years.

25.02.2026 18:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Strip Law (TV Series 2026– ) ⭐ 5.5 | Animation, Comedy 25m | TV-MA

if you liked Strip Law go rate it on IMDB!!! lets get that rating UP!!! all the episodes have great scores but not enough ppl are rating the series overall. also yeah I’ll go back to being a healthy consumer of internet content soon i promise m.imdb.com/title/tt3793...

25.02.2026 17:37 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 2

I miss all my good tweets. I think I had one where I called the amount of piss on the floor of a bathroom the “wow factor”

24.02.2026 20:58 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Caffeine hits you in the dick with a sledgehammer if you haven’t had it in a long time. I had one cup of coffee and I feel like my heart is trying to Kill Bill one inch punch its way out. This is one of two things I understand the Mormon church’s stance on (#2 is that angels are Italian)

24.02.2026 01:06 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone has to.

23.02.2026 19:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As coworkers, everyone on strip law was the kind of person who makes you a little sad you’ve reached your destination when you carpool. As writers/actors/artists, I was jealous of and intimidated by them. But now? They’re my friends :)

23.02.2026 19:53 👍 47 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I had given up on writing for tv when Cullen called me and asked me to join his room. The only downside to him being my boss is I can’t reply “fuck you” or “I’m going to kill you” when he posts something so stupid it makes me angry anymore.

Thank you for believing in me, Cullen. It means so much.

23.02.2026 18:57 👍 51 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

My ass is writing checks my mouth can’t ass

23.02.2026 05:02 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes

22.02.2026 23:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve been drinking water out of my fish tank to see what happens. So far, still normal

22.02.2026 07:15 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Incredible. I’m so proud.

21.02.2026 06:18 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Scorpions, baby!

20.02.2026 22:37 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Are you fucking serious

20.02.2026 05:58 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was so lucky to write on Strip Law. I met the coolest people in the world working on this show, laughed so hard I felt high at least once a day, and was free to be as smart and as dumb as I could be. Cullen took every chance and ran a mile with every inch they gave him. Watch Strip Law or die!

20.02.2026 05:19 👍 47 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

I think I could become one of the worlds foremost scientific minds if I spent a weekend buckling down and making myself not stupid

15.02.2026 06:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is one of my core understandings.

29.01.2026 20:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This goes so hard if you’re me

29.03.2025 01:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Publishers of nonfiction maritime disaster audiobooks I’m begging you to differentiate them better I’m tired of finding a book called like, Empire of Icebergs with a ship on the cover, starting it, and very slowly realizing I’ve read it already

29.03.2025 01:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0