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The wife doesn’t want birthday or Christmas presents. This feels like an almighty trap.
It’s that time of year when people feel compelled to say “actually, my favourite Christmas song is The Pogues”, when actually it’s Shakin’ Stevens, obviously.
Get yourself imprisoned in the US then. There’s a whole range of transparent electronics for the US jail market.
Teaching a robot how to tell jokes?
I could be wrong but I don’t think that’s quite Stokey. Possibly Crewe or similar.
Lads, I’ve just eaten 90% of a pack of Custard Creams and I’m feeling a bit remorseful.
Just asked my dog who her favourite Gladiator is and I think she said Wolf.
Mr Ian Blobby
Mr Graham Blobby
Mr Andrew Blobby
Mr Stephen Blobby
Mr Gareth Blobby
Mr Chris Blobby
Mr Carlos Blobby
Mr Dietrich Blobby
Mr Shane Blobby
Mr Patrick Blobby
Mr Darren Blobby
Mr Abdul Blobby
Mr Robert Blobby
Mr Roy Blobby
Mr Wayne Blobby
Mr Terry Blobby
Mr Richard Blobby
Lads. I forgot Bluesky existed for about four months. What have I missed?
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
I can’t think of a single organisation on earth I’d trust less than the IDF to tell the truth. Not one.
Fuck you, you evil monsters.
I don’t think he can afford this.
Basically she put herself before the team. She didn’t want to miss out so misled her coaching and medical staff.
Earps and her ego will be secretly gutted.
“Congratulations on the birth of your child, this is My Gang by Gary Glitter.”
Bulk Hogan is dead
It is if the president is a paedophile, which he is.
Ggreg is determined to make it worse for himself. Just go quietly mate.
Gregg Wallace: Sexx Pestt
I’m sorry but pak choi is just rubbish.
Is there a Spectator column yet about Ggreg Wallace being cancelled due to a woke agenda?
In other news, Jimmy Savile reveals his dyslexia diagnosis
It’s jjust bbanter
The Salt Path is about as truthful as an Israeli press release.
Calling criticism of Israel antisemitic is like calling the Allies in WW2 Germanophobic.
#freepalestine
They’re saying “Geoff, Geoff with his IVF”
Kneecap at Glastonbury don't RT they are supposed to be terrorists or something.
