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@lumpelstiltskin

me: a cabybara, probably. she/her likes: cats, prison abolition, video games, not getting deadly diseases dislikes: gas stoves, terfs

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I would assume at this point that most boomers have lost their immunity. My boomer mom contacted measles a decade ago ๐Ÿ™ƒ

06.03.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so much weirder than just not mentioning it at all

06.03.2026 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AMEN.

Now if only I could get a certain Minnesota Senate candidate to stop sending me emails and texts with him ๐Ÿ˜ก

06.03.2026 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awful. Wish folks in these comments would have bothered to read the article before making all their jokes about this story.

05.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trans bigotry seems to be lucrative enough on its own to support him, but there was a time he was trying to make "YA book culture is too Woke" one of his grifts too, lol lmao

05.03.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Union bus driver baby, I'll take my senate seat now

05.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would this person feel the same way about the children of us service members who go to dod schools on us bases or ... ?

02.03.2026 02:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

girl, whut

01.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This letter lives rent free in my head.

01.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I genuinely believe that if you got together 50 of the coolest, hottest, most popular celebs and they all went to the white house together, they could convince trump to fire his entire administration if it meant he could hang out with them every day.

26.02.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 46 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! Deciding to have a baby in 2026 has certainly felt like a wild choice from a public health perspective ๐Ÿคช ๐Ÿซ 

22.02.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welp. Glad I already gave birth to my Wellbutrin baby last week!

22.02.2026 00:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It drives me insane that Elon Musk basically did a Holodomor on the third world and it's not treated like a bigger deal. This should be the number one thing that people know him for. This should be in the first paragraph of his Wikipedia entry. This is a history book scale atrocity.

17.02.2026 01:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 461 ๐Ÿ” 218 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Just had a baby and the name registration form I had to fill out for the government had a check box specifically for getting the free Dolly books lol

17.02.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything to do with this guy and the fact that he's still running is genuinely upsetting to me. What are we even doing here people ๐Ÿซ 

16.02.2026 05:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enjoyable??? Excuse me?????

16.02.2026 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like it's giving that it's woke to have IBS or any vague medical conditions. (I guess real men don't have chronic illnesses or at least don't talk about them, apparently lol.)

16.02.2026 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This press release mentions it too. I think it's pretty crappy that they're tossing everyone's recycling and almost no one is aware of that.

dpw.dc.gov/release/dpw-...

11.02.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"For this coming week, the same trucks will take trash and recycling; households with space in their recycling cans may choose to wait for regular recycling collections to resume before putting their recycling out."

11.02.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

good question! I can't totally remember where I read it, but I did manage to find this from earlier: dpw.dc.gov/release/dpw-...

11.02.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any information on whether the little collecting they're doing is actually recycling items? DPW made it sound like they are just trashing all the recycling for God knows how long.

11.02.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep, most dermatologists are sleeping on this, despite it being FDA approved for it. 15 years of nothing working on my "acne" because it was actually rosacea and it was evidently mite driven. Bless topical ivermectin ๐Ÿ™

11.02.2026 09:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Insert ImInDanger.jpg ๐Ÿซ 

08.02.2026 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately there are groups in Washington and Maryland saying this

bsky.app/profile/badg...

07.02.2026 22:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just an old who doesn't use tiktok and even I know how much the party / rush / Greek life content for these schools has been huge the last several years. I doubt the algorithm is showing off the cool college life of say... Williams lol.

04.02.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought it must all be randoms, but well known immigrant rights support group located near me posted a whole anti-whistle manifesto and I'm like........ugh wuht ๐Ÿซ 

04.02.2026 02:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish she had too, for all our sake. I'm so sorry for the loss of your sweet kitty.

03.02.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very similar to his handling of the BP Gulf oil leak. Learning about that years later was really eye opening.

03.02.2026 12:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are plenty of people who were bigger fans than I was, and I mean, every level of fan should stop giving JKR their money. But it's funny to me when amateurs whine about how important HP was to them and they just HAVE to buy the shitty wizard video game or whatever. Give me a break.

01.02.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, unless you can prove that you were a bigger Harry Potter fan than I was, you have no right to keep spending money on this shit. Did you drive 10 hours to go to a dilapidated mall in 2005 to be at the biggest Half Blood Prince release party in the world? No? Then sit the fuck down lol

01.02.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0