Piney McKnuckle

I’m in my big lots era

Piney & Sod 4Eva in harmony
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@pineymcknuckle.bsky.social

This Sunday is the season priority of Sister Wives.
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The following Sunday, @pineymcknuckle.bsky.social is gonna blow my back out by fucking me raw for 5 days straight.
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What am I looking forward to more hmmmm

At least I rank ahead of 90 day fiancé I suppose

I spent the last week diligently unsubscribing/blocking all spam emails that came through to my OG gmail account and the results are amazing. It’s like a freshly cleaned house.

Have you ever hit all the holes on a shower curtain liner on the first try?

bacon lettuce onion radish tomato sandwich

BLORT

I’ve converted three new birders

Wish I could post videos

@drsexhands.bsky.social I guess we have to talk like this about the fights now. Out in the open.

Dollar General? More like Trash Specific.

Five Below? More like Garbage Inside.

It’s going to be a three shower day

the little tyrant is poking my stomach with that tiny spear rn

little Caesar’s gave me heartburn

I’m back in my gold jewelry era

One thing that I invented that no one ever takes seriously:

Spring loaded toilet seat. So the spring keeps it in the down position by default - when you get off the seat it slowly returns to the down position

reading this from a Burger King bathroom

cant stop laughing about this

how about a BLOCT

correct. To be more specific. It is a Bacon Lettuce Onion Chicken Tomato sandwich

bacon lettuce onion chicken tomato sandwich

BLOCT

Elon Musk's misguided policies have destroyed Twitter's atmosphere of positivity and support.

you never see a commercial for onions. everyone just kinda knows about them

half moon

[Whenever I see any guy eating a hot dog] Ayy get a load of

We have and will don’t you worry

you can practically see my face in that one Dan

I only had to explain a few parts to you 😆