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There is also, a scenario here, where that wasn't Ral. There is someone we know that can take forms, often depicts themselves in human form with gray hair, loves gold trim, and can't stand Ajani Goldmane.
Gotta be. Ral is a lot of things but str8 isn't one of them.
Straight Ral Zarek!?!?! Jace's delusional reality knows no bounds
Ah yes. I love Financial Law Mage Ral Zarek. The most proficient and shrewd Money Law Mage of Ravnica that is great at black and white magic and being evil. Just a regular Ral Zarek here.
Ah. The TACO defense. Got it.
Ours*
Crazy if we rubbed out together.
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes
Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
WOULD BE REALLY RAD IF SOMEONE EMPLOYED THIS TRANS GRAPHIC DESIGNER WHOS BEEN OUT OF A JOB FOR A YEAR. I NEED INCOMMMMMMME
Keep moving forward. I believe in y'all.
Beautiful babe!
This is the queer art megami wanted to protect.
Bestie.... You've seen it.
Bestie! That face card has never declined. Love you mi amor!
Hey, so, reminder that Tennessee Republicans are introducing a bill that would kill women who get an abortion.
I dug up the MAGAs names, numbers, emails, & a script to use when calling them. Men—we need to step up. Act. Inundate them. Shut this trash down ASAP.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/tennessee-...
The biggest widest sexiest shield back. Keep going bro.
Bro! Let's eat a whole brisket! Lookin' so wide and big.
Let's rub out big hairy bellies together bro.
They're hoping we'll forget about this in a few months and that we'll resubscribe to Nitro so they can get back their funding for this nonsense. Cancel yours and do not forget about this.
It's giving this and I am obsessed. Love you babe.
Bro you look so happy and big! Love!
Aaaaaannnddd congress will probably raise taxes on the us the non Epstein class to help pay back his mistake. We are truly cooked.
It's the way Ive hired people who said their first was Sun and Moon. 💀
I love this picture. Wait where is the other one ya know...
Wait! She would be perfect for that level of hammy camp voice delivery. Make it another cunty villain too.
Diagnosis: Sexy af.
