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The hangings must be televised.

Are they looking for the missing Epstein files in Iran?

Name it Nipples.

He still fucked those kids.

Yea, no the tariffs are definitely helping the affordability crisis in your country. Stupid cunt.

Give up the ghost, Mary!

Okay, pig.

The days of “regardless of political affiliation, it’s an honour to meet the president” are over.

Yes, we do know what you’re saying, Mr. Flavour!

I can’t wait for the asteroid to hit.

You fucking got this!

The far left will scold you for misgendering their non-binary Palestinian houseplant. The far right wants entire groups of people wiped off the earth. They’re not “equally bad.”

CEOs are making “neuro-spicy” people look so bad.

I’m too young and tight to have ever seen ER, but The Pitt is great!

The court is stacked in your favour, couch-fucker. Eat my cunt.

Quiet, pedophile protector.

@thegodpodcast.com please leave Jesse and take Donald.

I love King of the Hill.

Someone release Luigi.

Especially when theres so many pictures of him in his underwear online.

My favourite was the one with Dr. Dre, Snoop, Mary J. Blige, and Eminem.

She blocked me on Twitter for calling her a cunt—because she is a cunt.

I personally didn’t care for the Bad Bunny Halftime Show, but not because of “woke” or Spanish, I just didn’t think the singing or the performance was that good.

I’d still let him sit on my face though.

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Hey! Don’t drag the Portuguese into this. I mean, we did basically invented colonialism and the Transatlantic Slave Trade, but we’ve got great chicken!

I’m okay with MAGA not vaccinating their kids against preventable diseases. Let’s whittle those numbers down.

Me too!

Well, hold on…

What the fuck’s wrong with that woman’s face?

I watched an old video of George W. Bush congratulating Barack Obama on winning the 2008 election. It was a classy message acknowledging the importance of electing America’s first Black president.

Today, Donald Trump posted a video of Barack and Michelle Obama as gorillas. America has fallen.

I’m tired of seeing pictures of my pussy on Getty Images!