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@dagspambone

Sus scrofa scrofa, aka I’m a wild pig. 35. Most pronouns are fine. Suit by @heckgeck.bsky.social. Icon by @tali-draws.bsky.social. Banner by @peachybat.bsky.social. https://ko-fi.com/dagtheboar

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Need to clean girlypop’s nose, lord have mercy

10.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It would appear she missed me

10.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThis edible ain’t shit”

10 minutes later

10.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pic I took from the hotel room balcony that sums it all up

10.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Quebec, Je T’aime or whatever, Paris can suck iiiit

10.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"the pokemon should stay on all fours" you rejected meganium. you lie as easily as you breathe

09.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 1243 πŸ” 496 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 12

DAS ME

09.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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here's a few suit pics from the weekend ✨✨

09.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

My childhood unironically

09.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1727 πŸ” 698 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 5
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when it works it works

09.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 7464 πŸ” 1966 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 81
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Having now spoken with multiple QuΓ©bΓ©cois with my barely above high school level French, I can say without a doubt they’re operating on a whole other plane of language existence [positive]

They are far more complimentary of my French than folks in France, for that matter

09.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Made the full thing :P

23.02.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
As Batman’s Robin are conducting a scientific experiment in their Bat-Cave laboratory, Superman bursts through a wall with a reporter and photographer right behind him.

As Batman’s Robin are conducting a scientific experiment in their Bat-Cave laboratory, Superman bursts through a wall with a reporter and photographer right behind him.

World’s Finest no. 97 (Oct 1958) cover by Curt Swan with Stan Kaye. Superman is a Super-Narc.

09.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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gagobears

09.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 1167 πŸ” 346 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3
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Funny looking fruit

20.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 561 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, I'm totally against [dead eyed nazi] but he really gave it to [dead eyed nazi] on [hope I live to see his eyes torn out by cats]'s podcast. You have* to hand it to [dead eyed nazi], when he's right** he's right***

21.02.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Headin’ home. Vancouver was very welcoming, gonna miss you all, and I’ll try to come back sooner rather than later :3

09.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Met somebody else who’s into gongfu tea at VF hell yeah

09.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A YOUTUBE VIDEO ONTO MY LAPTOP. ITS JOEISHUNGRY AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, JOE. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I CUT A BURGER IN HALF EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE.

09.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ν•œμž…μ— μ™€μ•™πŸ”πŸ¦”

08.03.2026 22:26 πŸ‘ 830 πŸ” 294 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12062 πŸ” 7336 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
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09.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 2713 πŸ” 1104 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 19

If you missed my panel today, you can see the one from a few months ago with its own very scientific and well-researched secondary presentation!

08.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#internationalwomensday

08.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1800 πŸ” 753 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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08.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 955 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Hi I’ve been at VF all weekend and have had almost no time to post but I’ve been having SUCH A GOOD TIME

08.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I think a lot of ppl still forget that you don't need to give all your fat characters insane-o wide hips. how you all forget the apple shaped woman

08.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 512 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0
It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited:

β€œwhat’s your opinion on women’s day

as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: β€œwhat’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

08.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 10533 πŸ” 3790 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 9

HOURLY #VF2026 PANEL ROUNDUP - SUNDAY

12 PM -
Mahjong Meetup - Board Games Room

Live Drawing w/ Satire & Ryotea - Third Theatre
Moonin Panel - Panel Room 1

CHARITY AUCTION - SECONDARY THEARE!

08.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0